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New Legend of the Galactic Heroes to Have All Female Cast

The recently announced Legend of the Galactic Heroes anime is set to make some controversial changes. Most notably the decision to change it’s predominately male cast to women. Toshiki Narumi, 2nd…

Parents Unearth Son’s Terrible Fan Fiction

NEENAH, WI– Embarrassing fan fiction is something we’ve all had to deal with at some point. But for Jon Banks his Madoka Magica fan fiction cost him a college fund….

Winter Storm ‘Juno’ to be Renamed ‘Haruhi’

SILVER SRPING, MD — After much deliberation, forecasters from the National Weather Service finally settled on a name for the winter storm currently afflicting the New England area. Although early…

Otaku Devastated After Discovering Favorite Anime is Adapted From Eroge

PARIS, TX —  Last week, 28-year-old anime fan Learmont Irons reevaluated his life upon finding out that his current “anime of the season” was originally porn. Reports indicate that Irons was browsing…

Time Travel Accident Erases Steins;Gate From Existence

  PEKIN, IL– Fans of Steins;Gate were shocked to discover late last night that the series and its spin offs had been erased from existence. Of course no one noticed…