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Yuri Hater Still Holding Out Hope For Yuri Kuma Arashi

CHICAGO, IL – The December 5 release of the second trailer for the highly anticipated anime Yuri Kuma Arashi by Kunihiko Ikuhara (Revolutionary Girl Utena, Mawaru Penguindrum) triggered waves of…

ME!ME!ME! Video revealed as Elaborate Plot to Annoy Everyone

TOKYO, Japan – The Animator Expo video short “ME!ME!ME!”, which has sparked waves of discussion in the anime community in the past week, has been exposed as a pointless hoax…

Military Leaders Tired Of Being Upstaged By Little Girls

BRUSSELS, Belgium – A meeting of top-tier commanders in the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) was marred by a string of recent global catastrophes that were averted at the last…

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Returns After 40-Day Anime Marathon

PYONGYANG – North Korean state media has reported the “triumphant return” of leader Kim Jong-Un, who had not made a public appearance in 40 days. His unexplained absence sparked a global…

Cross Ange Blasted For Offensive Content

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The new Sunrise anime Cross Ange, which features scantily clad mecha pilots battling dragons, has already generated controversy in its first episode due to its controversial…

Anime Fans Already Lining Up To Pirate Next Season’s Shows

TOKYO, Japan – Massive lines have already formed outside internet cafes and other public broadband providers in anticipation of the fall anime season, which debuts in October.  Fans are already…

Research Confirms: Ur Waifu is Shit

SAN DIEGO, CA – Groundbreaking new research in the emerging field of Gemu Theory Mathematics has finally confirmed the long existing theory that ur waifu is shit. The study by…

Anime Fans Eager To Trash Urobuchi For Psycho-Pass Season 2

Tokyo – Anime fans around the world are eagerly awaiting the premiere of the second season of the anime Psycho-Pass by Production I.G. Most fans are looking forward to having…

Urban Outfitters Apologizes for OreImo Shirt

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Urban Outfitters has issued an apology for offering a limited edition shirt featuring characters from the anime My Little Sister Can’t be this Cute (Ore no Imouto…

Prisma Illya Season 3 Preemptively Banned in 12 Countries

OTTAWA, CANADA – The Canadian government, along with eleven other nations, moved today to preemptively ban the airing of Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya 2wei Herz! – the third season of the…