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Nyaa Begins Sending DMCA Takedown Notices Due To Possibility Of Becoming Legit Some Day

LOS ANGELES, CA – In the hopes of someday transitioning to the legal content model in the vein of Crunchyroll and Fakku, Nyaa Torrents have already begun sending DMCA takedown…

Toei Explains Sailor Moon Crystal Schedule: ‘Only So Much Outrage We Can Take Each Month’

TOKYO – Toei Animation responded today to complaints that Sailor Moon Crystal had a bimonthly airing schedule instead of a regular weekly schedule. According to an official statement by the studio, fans…

Popular Science Magazine Bans ‘Moe Denialists’

NEW YORK, NY – Popular Science magazine has announced a ban on all submissions denying the effects of moe on anime culture. “We simply cannot continue to serve as a…

Prisma Illya 2wei Premiere Proves Devin Faraci Was Right About Anime

NEW YORK, NY – Anime fans everywhere agreed that they were all a bunch of sick weirdos after watching the season premiere of Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya 2wei, the sequel…

Anime Blogger Surprised By Sexual Overtones for 768th Time

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Sam Brown, a blogger for the popular anime site “Shinji’s Right Hand”, was shocked again today to discover that an anime contained sexual overtones. This marks…

New Bipartisan Bill Proposes ‘Split-Cour Presidency’

WASHINGTON, DC – a new bill in the U.S. House of Representative would allow a president to split his time in office into two cours, if reelected. The bill, which…

Supreme Court Upholds Employer Dakimakura Mandate

WASHINGTON, DC – In a landmark 9-0 vote, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled today that employers must cover the cost of therapeutic dakimakura (also known as “waifu pillows”) under…

Urobuchi Skips Psycho-Pass Season 2 to Write Anime about USA-Portugal Tie

TOKYO, Japan – Gen Urobuchi will not be writing the second season of the anime Psycho-Pass, choosing instead to focus on an anime adaptation of the USA’s heartbreaking tie with Portugal…

President Obama Urges Anime Fans To Not Jump To Conclusions About Zankyou no Terror

WASHINGTON, DC – Speaking at the Rose Garden earlier today, President Obama urged caution when discussing Shinichiro Watanabe’s new anime Terror in Resonance (Zankyou no Terror), and said anime fans…

Society That Sexualizes Real Minors Mad That Drawings Not Considered Child Porn in Japan

TOKYO, JAPAN – Westerners reacted with fury to the exclusion of anime and manga from Japan’s recent ban on the possession of child pornography, and then promptly went back to sexualizing…