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Man Forced to Seek Asylum After Insulting K-pop on Twitter

DIAMOND BAR, CA – ­­­A California resident has been taken under police protection after threats were made against his life over Twitter. Charlie Hoover, 26, sought assistance from authorities after…

Insightful Anime Discussions Found in Pornhub Comments Section

Despite living in a world more connected than ever before and having access to countless forums, social media outlets, and instant messaging services, meaningful discussion of anime has long been…

U.S. Border Patrol Conducts Testing with 3D Maneuver Gear

United States Border Patrol agents have begun conducting training exercises this week with experimental military prototype equipment known as “Three-Dimensional Maneuver Gear”. Developed by Jaeger Prazision Werke GmbH, a private…

‘OreGairu’ Season 3 to be Streamed Exclusively on the Epic Games Store

Epic Games has recently acquired exclusive streaming rights to the highly anticipated third season of My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU, also known as OreGairu. The anime series will be distributed…

This Idol-Themed Doormat Apologizes to You When Stepped On

Continuing a long tradition of strange and questionable merchandise, music label Ariola Japan has released a series of cute, themed doormats each decorated with a picture of an idol. Their quirkiest…

Sonic the Hedgehog Dies During Risky Life-Extending Surgery

Beloved video game character and pop culture icon, Sonic the Hedgehog, recently passed away this week while undergoing a dangerous medical procedure to extend his lifespan. He was 27 years…

PETA Initiates ‘Goblin Lives Matter’ Movement

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), an international animal rights group, recently launched its ‘Goblin Lives Matter’ campaign, an activist movement opposing the indiscriminate killing of goblins. The…

Bandai Namco Announces K-Pop Idol Game ‘The SL@VEM@STER’

Earlier this week, Bandai Namco Entertainment unveiled a new Idolmaster spin-off portraying the massively popular Korean pop industry, titled THE SL@VEM@STER. From recruitment to training, players will be given absolute control…

Op-Ed: ‘Darling in the Franxx’ is Literally ‘Guilty Crown’ and You Idiots Fell for It

  Atsushi Nishigori Director, Darling in the Franxx During the weeks leading up to Darling in the Franxx‘s premiere, I couldn’t help but notice all of the positive attention and…

FBI Establishes ‘Loli Abuse Intervention Force’

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The FBI announced earlier this week the establishment of the Loli Abuse Intervention Force (a.k.a. L-FORCE). The unit’s primary function is stated to be the protection of petite…