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Tower of God Closed Due to OSHA Violations

There is not a single guard rail, fire extinguisher, or wet floor sign in the entire place. The whole thing is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Man Who Watches Every Seasonal Anime in Crisis Over How to Spend Other 160 Hours per Week

WESCOVILLE, PN — David Lansely sits in his home, dreaming of the dozens of isekai and slice-of-life series that once filled every waking hour of his life. Tears of frustration…

Isekai World Reports 6 New Cases of COVID-19

The Coronavirus, an infectious disease which surfaced in a wet market in Wuhan, China late last year, has since spread to 171+ countries, hundreds of thousands of people, and now…

‘Fate’ Franchise Out of Ways to Turn Historical Figures into Women

On January 30, 2004, a man named Kinoko Nasu had a revolutionary idea: take the coolest, most interesting people from all of history and turn them into anime girls called…

Top 10 Anime of the Decade

Anime is a truly beautiful form of art, no less so because we the viewer actually see very little of the process. Original storyboards, voice actors, manga no one reads,…

Top 10 Anime of the Decade

Nearly dozens of anime have been made in the past 261 fortnights, and the vast majority measured in very slightly below “meh”. We at Anime Maru have no interest in…

Food Left on Counter Since 2015 Ages Almost as Badly as ‘Food Wars!’

BUFORD, GA — A lone bowl of what was once instant ramen sits forgotten on a kitchen counter.  Cobwebs anchor it down but do nothing to contain the smell of…

Scientists Craft Perfect 5/10 Anime to Help Guide User Ratings

Most anime fans agree that the hardest part of watching anime is the rating process.  You get to the end of the series and you know it was mostly trash…

Elon Musk Buys Studio Trigger, Vows for “Mecha on the Moon” by 2020

Celebration on Mars today as Elon Musk has finally revealed his latest entrepreneurial endeavor.  Many were shocked that the so called ‘weabillionaire’ would go beyond anything more than just shitposting…

Top 10 Anime Girls You Wish Were YOUR Little Sister

Everyone loves a little sister.  It’s a reason to have a young girl in the house that (probably) won’t run off or call the cops.  And anime over the years…