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Japan Adds Cheering Someone On to National Emergency Plan

TOKYO, Japan — The Japanese Minister of Disaster Management Yasafumi Aso confirmed in an official announcement today that the act of cheering someone on has been added to the nation’s…

‘Citrus’ Fans Upset New Show is Decent and Watchable

With the release of the first few episodes of the anime, fans of the controversial manga Citrus have expressed their outrage over studio Passione’s adaptation of the work claiming it’s “actually decent”…

Lo-fi Hip Hop Live Streams Become Most Viewed Anime on MAL

The  coveted spot for most watched anime on the popular anime ranking site MyAnimeList has been taken over earlier today, by lo-fi hip hop live streams. These live steams most often appear…

Trigger Announces Limited Edition 50 Volume Blu-Ray Release of ‘Space Patrol Luluco’

Following the huge success of the Little Witch Academia limited edition Blu-ray set, which features the first three episodes of the show for a bargain price of ¥6,800, Studio Trigger has announced…

Shinkai Announces Seasonal Garbage in Response to Miyazaki Comparisons

Following a revealing interview about his new movie, Kimi no Nawa (Your Name), in which he stated that he doesn’t want to be labeled as “the next Miyazaki”, acclaimed director…

Umaru-chan Season 2 Announcement Definitively Proves There is no God

Theists and scientists around the world have come to the consensus that the announcement of a second season for the notorious anime Himouto! Umaru-chan proves once and for all that…

Anime Maru Bought Out by Buzzfeed

Hello, loyal weebs, we here at Anime Maru are pleased to announce that after many wonderful years of bringing you 100% accurate anime news, we have been bought out by Buzzfeed…

Nendoroid Collector Laughing Stock of Figurine Collecting Convention

LOS ANGELES, CA — Shocked and embarrassed, avid figurine collector Glen W. was laughed out yesterday from the 12th annual Anime Figure Collectors’ Convention. Showing up with a hysterical and…

Man Mistakenly Watches ‘Houkago no Pleiades’ While Searching for ‘Re:Zero’

OMAHA, NE — Not realizing his mistake until it was far too late, local anime fan and middle school teacher Richard Long accidentally watched all 12 episodes of the Gainax original…

Mari Ohara of ‘Love Live Sunshine’ to Play Joker in New Batman Movie

Warner Brothers announced today that Mari Ohara from Love Live Sunshine was cast as the infamous Joker in the upcoming Batman movie alongside Ben Affleck. Scripts and movie clips are still being closely…