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Kurisu Makise Leads Initial Ballot Count in Minnesota Congressional Race

In a shocking upset, preliminary ballot counts from Minnesota’s hotly contested 1st congressional district show write-in candidate Kurisu Makise leading by a small margin. With incumbent Tim Walz (D) not…

Light Novel ‘I Groped My Classmate and Ended up in Political Office’ to Receive Anime Adaptation

Production company Aniplex revealed this week that a recent light novel series gaining popularity would be getting an upcoming anime adaptation. The series, titled I Groped My Classmate and Ended…

Underground Fight Club Uncovered at Local Theater School

LOS ANGELES, CA – Authorities have discovered an underground fight club operation in a Los Angeles area theater school this week, where orchestrated fights have been secretly ongoing for several…

Philips Announces the CD-i Classic Mini Game Console

Major technology conglomerate Philips announced that they will be re-entering the video game space with the launch of the their own retro game console. Set for release later this year,…

Makoto Shinkai Ends Career to Stream Fortnite

The industry was taken by surprise today as Makoto Shinkai, director of critically acclaimed anime films including Your Name and Garden of Words, announced that he would be ending his career in…

Portillo’s Reveals New ‘Darling in the Franks’ Hot Dogs

Portillo’s, a Chicago-based chain primarily known for its hot dogs, announced that it has begun to roll out a promotion for a new food item based on the popular anime…

Over $12 Million in Counterfeit JPEGs Confiscated by Authorities

San Diego, CA – San Diego authorities reported seizing a large quantity of illegal JPEGs in an anti-narcotics operation over the weekend. The bundles of counterfeit JPEGs included many copies…

Avex to Counter Piracy by Not Releasing Any Music at All

Media company Avex Group announced at a recent shareholder event that it would begin to take actions against music piracy and unauthorized importation by simply refusing to publish any more…

Crunchyroll Loses Streaming Rights to ‘Abunai Sisters’

Shock waves of disappointment were felt throughout the anime community today as Production I.G’s critically acclaimed anime series Abunai Sisters was pulled from the Crunchyroll streaming service. No official word…

Ahogamer Reviews: Top Fighter 2000 MK VIII

With the Evo tournament starting this weekend, it seems a better time than ever to check out a fighting game. Or at least that’s what my editor keeps telling me,…