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Third Largest Video Game Market Somehow Reports No Recent Mass Shootings

Japan, a country home to the third largest video game market in the world with less than 2% of the global population, has once again reported zero mass shootings over…

Omicron Variant to be Surprise Guest at Anime Central 2022

ROSEMONT, IL – Anime Central made an announcement yesterday stating that the SARS-CoV-2 Omicron variant will be making an appearance at this year’s convention. The announcement came as a surprise…

Local Cat Somewhat Uncomfortable with Owner Playing ‘Nekopara’

CINNAMINSON, NJ – Household cat Ginger has become increasingly concerned about her owner recently playing the game series Nekopara, according to local reports. Ginger’s concerns initially arose after noticing a…

Fans Shocked That FromSoftware Would Release a Bad PC Port

Gamers who picked up the PC version of Elden Ring are reportedly shocked to find the version of the game to be unoptimized and suffering from technical issues. Among feedback…

‘Nakaimo: My Little Sister is Among Us!’ Arrives Later This Spring

Studio Gokumi has announced that a new anime series Nakaimo: My Little Sister is Among Us! is currently in the works. The series is set to air during the spring…

“Isekai Convoy” Protests Right to Run People Over in Their Trucks

OTTAWA, Canada – A gathering of thousands of truck drivers, calling themselves the “Isekai Convoy”, has gathered in the capital city of Ottawa intending to protest legislation that prevents them…

Elon Musk Tweeted so Here’s an Obligatory Article About It

Entrepreneur Elon Musk has made yet another tweet, once again demonstrating the extent of his intellect to the public. The tweet, featuring a character from the anime series Neon Genesis…

Heartbreaking: Thousands of Body Pillows Not to Arrive in Time to Provide Companionship for the Holidays

Body pillows, especially those featuring anime characters, are the latest item to feel the pinch as unprecedented consumer demand and the ongoing pandemic continues to stress existing supply chains. Shortages…

Twitter Account of ‘Berserk’ Creator Kentaro Miura Promotes NFTs

Fans are both confused and upset after the official Twitter account of Kentaro Miura, creator of the legendary Berserk manga series, began tweeting about an upcoming release of related NFTs….

US Evangelion Release Replaces ‘Fly Me to the Moon’ with Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’

American Evangelion fans who had purchased the recently released Neon Genesis Evangelion Collector’s Edition Blu-ray are being met with an unexpected surprise. The iconic ending theme “Fly Me to the…