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Violence Erupts at ‘Kancolle/Azur Lane’ Fan Meetup

A combined gathering for Kancolle and Azur Lane fans at Anime Expo in Los Angeles turned violent this Saturday when the two groups suddenly turned on one another. The two…

‘Dame Tu Cosita’ to Guest Perform with Hatsune Miku in Mexico

Crypton Future Media officially announced that Dame Tu Cosita will be guest performing with virtual pop star Hatsune Miku in Mexico this upcoming month. Dame Tu Cosita will serve as…

Kodokawa Releases Official ‘Kemono Friends’ T-Pose Serval Figure

Media company Kadokawa has revealed that it will be releasing a limited edition T-pose figure of the character Serval from the hit anime Kemono Friends. The series, which finished airing…

Man Attempts Time Travel in Order to Bang Ancient Heroes

NEWARK, NJ — A local man has been found to have been funneling nearly into all of his income into a project that will attempt to send him back in…

Trump Cancels U.S.-North Korea Summit, Demands No Items Final Destination

President Trump called off the U.S.-North Korea summit scheduled for this Tuesday in Singapore over a disagreement on the meeting conditions. The President declared the summit to be unfair to…

Konami Promotes Pachinko Machine to Chief of Operations

Video game company Konami announced this week that a Silent Hill pachinko machine will be taking on the role of Chief of Operations. The new management decision coincides with the…

Steam Threatens to Remove Violent Anime Games

Several game developers were contacted earlier this week by Valve, stating that games containing excessive amounts of violence were to have the content removed or face delisting from Steam by…

Man’s Latest Meme-Inspired Purchase Sits Idle in Closet

COLCHESTER, VT – A local man’s latest impulsive purchase reportedly once again failed to gather any significant amount of utility. Vermont resident Brian Paddock purchased a bean-shaped plushie of a…

Anime Club’s Maid Cafe Not Nearly as Good of an Idea as it First Seemed

EAST LANSING, MI — A university anime club’s idea of running a maid cafe ended in social awkwardness last weekend when the activity failed to meet what many of the…

Facebook Anime Meme Page Admin Finally Comes to Terms with Life

Vince Randolph, an administrator for an anime meme page on Facebook, was reported to have come to terms with his existence earlier this evening. Randolph had been running the Facebook…