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Top 5 Shounen Protagonist Yells

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Little Sister and Childhood Friend Join Democratic Presidential Primaries

Both little sister Nanako Kimura and childhood friend Chihiro Matusbara announced their candidacy for president of the United States this week, joining the existing 25 Democratic candidates already running for…

Intruding Fox Ruins Local Apartment

SENDAI, Japan – A local office worker arrived home to an unpleasant surprise several days ago when he discovered that his apartment had been utterly trashed by an unexpected visitor….

Top 10 Reasons ‘A Cruel Angel’s Thesis’ is the Best Anime Theme in Existence

There is no doubt that Neon Genesis Evangelion’s classic opening theme song, ‘A Cruel Angel’s Thesis’, is the definitive top hit among anime fans. But what makes the song so…

Over 20 Years Later, People Can Finally Watch ‘Neon Genesis Evangelion’ for the First Time

The original run of the classic anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion finally made its way onto the Netflix streaming service today. Anime fans were excited to know that they finally…

Type-Moon Publishes Complete Encyclopedia of the ‘Fate’ Series

Copies of Type-Moon’s official encyclopedic guide to the Fate series became available to fans starting today. Simply titled “The Complete Guide to the Fate”, the new book aims to provide…

Area Man Disappointed to Find Only BTS in Asian Music Section

DOUGLASVILLE, GA – An area resident was disheartened earlier today after browsing local media store FYE. Thomas Soler, 23, said he had entered the FYE location with the hope of…

Pokémon Sword and Shield to Require all Players to Have License for Pokémon Ownership

The Pokémon Company recently revealed additional information about the gameplay of upcoming game titles Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield. The company revealed that in the beginning sequence of each version…

Authorities on Lookout for Suspect of Multiple Assaults on Japanese Roads

TOKYO, Japan – Japanese authorities state that they are currently on the lookout for an individual involved in a series of assaults on roadways in the Tokyo area. Area police…

Introducing Anime Maru Streaming

Anime Maru is proud to announce today the next evolution in anime content – Anime Maru Streaming. We recognize the direction that modern media is heading and are proud to…