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Type-Moon Publishes Complete Encyclopedia of the ‘Fate’ Series

Copies of Type-Moon’s official encyclopedic guide to the Fate series became available to fans starting today. Simply titled “The Complete Guide to the Fate”, the new book aims to provide…

Area Man Disappointed to Find Only BTS in Asian Music Section

DOUGLASVILLE, GA – An area resident was disheartened earlier today after browsing local media store FYE. Thomas Soler, 23, said he had entered the FYE location with the hope of…

Pokémon Sword and Shield to Require all Players to Have License for Pokémon Ownership

The Pokémon Company recently revealed additional information about the gameplay of upcoming game titles Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield. The company revealed that in the beginning sequence of each version…

Authorities on Lookout for Suspect of Multiple Assaults on Japanese Roads

TOKYO, Japan – Japanese authorities state that they are currently on the lookout for an individual involved in a series of assaults on roadways in the Tokyo area. Area police…

Introducing Anime Maru Streaming

Anime Maru is proud to announce today the next evolution in anime content – Anime Maru Streaming. We recognize the direction that modern media is heading and are proud to…

VPN not Making Roommate’s Browsing Sessions any Less Suspicious

WATERBURY, CT – A Connecticut man has failed to make his late night internet browsing sessions any less suspicious to his roommate despite using a VPN. Matthew Wenter, 25, researched…

Guy in Back of Class Won’t Stop Inexplicably Shouting Things

A male student at a high school in the Sacramento area has been inexplicably shouting random statements from his seat in the back of the classroom, area sources say. 16…

Local Student Sure to be Receiving Chocolate any Moment Now

TACOMA, WA – A local student at Sonoma High School is expected to receive Valentine’s Day chocolate at any minute, area sources say. High school senior David Turner has been…

Disney Reveals Plans for Live Action Ghibli Movies

Mass entertainment company Disney made an informal industry announcement yesterday that it had begun plans to produce a series of live action adaptations of classic Studio Ghibli films. With live…

Did Fortnite Copy the ‘Hare Hare Yukai’ Dance?

Keen-eyed gamers have taken notice recently that a dance emote added to the hit online multiplayer game Fortnite Battle Royale bears a striking resemblance to the ending theme dance from…