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Man Only Uses Epic Games Store to Claim Free Games But Never Install Them

MADISON, WI – Local gamer Evan Kline, 27, added yet another free title from the Epic Games Store to his account earlier today despite having no intention to ever actually…

El Salvador Adopts Saint Quartz as Legal Tender

El Salvador has officially adopted Saint Quartz, a premium currency primarily used in the mobile game Fate/Grand Order, as legal tender after being approved by the Legislative Assembly. The adoption…

Anime Fan Ready to Get Isekake’d This Season

HAYWARD, CA – Local anime fan Justin Schmitz announced his excitement earlier today for the torrent of new isekai series that he was about get swamped with this season. As…

Steam Visual Novel Review Consists of Just Link to 18+ Patch

A recent review from user Rikko has been making waves among the Steam community for its brilliant analysis of the visual novel Kinkoi: Golden Loveriche. Consisting of a single link…

Respectable Man Prefers Vanilla Tag

Brandon Wood, 24, took to Twitter earlier today to declare his personal preference for “vanilla” tagged hentai. A self-proclaimed connoisseur of adult oriented animations…

GoFundMe: Help Me Hire Someone to Step on Me and Call Me “Senpai”

We all have dreams and often those dreams require us to put our best foot forward. Although in this case I would preferably like that foot to be on top…

Mario and Sonic Not to Appear at the 2021 Olympic Games

Mario and Sonic will no longer be appearing at the 2021 Summer Olympic Games in Tokyo, according to statements from Nintendo and Sega respectively. The gaming icons have reportedly halted…

Man Honors Those Who Sacrificed for His Country by Avoiding Outside World and Watching Foreign Cartoons

BOSTON, MA – Aiden Matthews, 24, honored the sacrifices of past service members today by remaining indoors and watching several hours of Japanese cartoons. The gesture sent a powerful message…

Nepcoin Sees Massive Surge After Elon Musk Tweet

Nepcoin has seen a massive spike in value after Elon Musk issued a tweet earlier today, jumping the cryptocurrency up 40% to a staggering price of $0.54 per coin. Originally…

Man Reaches Final Form After Receiving Every COVID-19 Vaccine

NEW YORK, NY – A New York man has achieved a state of physical form beyond that of human comprehension after reportedly getting one of every kind of available vaccine…