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Boeing Repurposes 737 Max for One Way Isekai Flights

Boeing’s 737 Max jetliner was cleared by the Federal Aviation Administration on Wednesday to resume passenger flights. The plane was grounded last year after two crashes and numerous technical issues…

Tucker Carlson Claims His Uncle Works at Nintendo, Switch 2 Exists

Fox not technically News presenter, Tucker Carlson, made new emerging claims on his program last night stating that his uncle “works at Nintendo” and that he has seen evidence of…

Australia Bans Import of Hentai, Finds Government Fucks Enough People Already

Prime Minister Scott Morrison demonstrates to parliament that Australians don’t need onaholes as they already get fucked over every single day. Australian customs has begun to reject pornographic hentai and…

Sony Announces PS5 Remastered for 2021

Sony revealed today plans for the next iteration of their PlayStation video game consoles. The new console will officially be known as the “PlayStation 5 Remastered” and is planned to…

Georgia Flips Blue in Surprise Top 10 Anime Betrayal

As vote counting nears conclusion in the state of Georgia, Democratic candidate Joe Biden has suddenly taken the lead over President Donald Trump. The development increases the chances of a…

Anime Fans Recreate Convention Experience by Waiting Hours in Voting Lines

As election day commences throughout the US, deprived anime fans, now having gone the majority of the year without being able to attend a proper convention, are finding ways to…

Sony in Final Talks to Purchase KissAnime

Sony is reportedly close to finalizing a deal to acquire anime streaming service KissAnime. The streaming site closed its doors in August of this year, despite having a large active…

Trump Administration Contracts Umbrella Corporation to Develop COVID-19 Vaccine

President Trump revealed via a Twitter post earlier today that the Umbrella Corporation would be working to develop a vaccine for the coronavirus. The conglomerate has been a major player…

Second Presidential Debate Cancelled, Replaced by Filler Arc

The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced that it will not be airing the second episode of the 2020 US Presidential Debates this week. Viewers were left in confusion after…

Giant Gundam Criticized for Kneeling During National Anthem

A giant mecha robot, publicly revealed in Yokohama last week, has been criticized for appearing to kneel during the national anthem of Japan. The robot is modeled after a Gundam…