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Karaoke Staff Tired of Hearing Evangelion Theme

OSAKA, Japan – Employees at a karaoke establishment have grown sick of hearing a particular song every single night, according to local reports. The song “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis”, known…

Fanfic Corner: The Big Love Live Theory

The scene opens with Chika laying in her bedroom. A bowl of mikan is seen sitting nearby. “I wonder when You will get here. We need to plan how we’re…

Anime Suggestion Thread Over 80% ‘JoJo’

An internet-goer received less than optimal advice today when they attempted to ask about which anime series they should watch next. 20-year-old Mathew Ranger went online earlier today in order…

Funko Releases Terrible Pop Figure of That Thing You Like

In response to absolutely no one, Funko, a major manufacturer of licensed collectibles, announced today the launch of a new release in their Pop figure line of that one thing…

Florida Man Blocks Traffic Attempting to Get “Isekaied”

TAMPA, FL — A man in Florida was forcibly removed from public roads earlier today, according to local authorities. Reports indicate that the man had spent the morning blindly walking…

Sad Panda Passes Away in Captivity at Age of 9

ROTTERDAM, Netherlands – The Rotterdam Zoo regretted to inform the public that their featured panda passed away earlier today at the age of 9. More commonly know by visitors as…

Man Builds Massive Hentai Collection Prior to UK Porn Block

LEICESTER, England – An English man has taken up a personal project attempting to archive a huge digital collection of Japanese cartoon porn at his residence. Richard Dixon, 29, began…

Top 5 Shounen Protagonist Yells

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Little Sister and Childhood Friend Join Democratic Presidential Primaries

Both little sister Nanako Kimura and childhood friend Chihiro Matusbara announced their candidacy for president of the United States this week, joining the existing 25 Democratic candidates already running for…

Intruding Fox Ruins Local Apartment

SENDAI, Japan – A local office worker arrived home to an unpleasant surprise several days ago when he discovered that his apartment had been utterly trashed by an unexpected visitor….