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Demon Mana Crystal Wages Fail to Keep Up With Rising Cost of Living

Economic outlook continues to look grim for demonic workers with the average cost of living continuing to outpace mana crystal income. The disparity has put significant burden on lower class…

Top 10 Nintendo 64 Games of All Time

The Nintendo 64 made its North American debut back in 1996, introducing gamers to brand new 3D worlds and hosting unique renditions of Nintendo’s iconic franchises. Though the system had…

‘Uma Musume’ Publisher Reminds Fans Not to Take Horse Dewormer for COVID-19

Cygames, publisher and creator of the anthropomorphic horse girl franchise, Uma Musume, released a public statement warning fans not to self-medicate with the drug ivermectin in an attempt to treat…

Overflowing Dumpster Mistaken For Latest ‘Kanojo mo Kanojo’ Episode

PITTSBURGH, PA – A shameless public display of trash, previously thought to have been a new episode of Kanojo mo Kanojo, has been discovered to have actually been an overfilled…

Man Blames Past Pokémon Experience for Crippling Hentai Addiction

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Michael Fraser, 29, claimed in a public statement earlier today that Pokémon was the main reason for his unhealthy obsession with hentai. Specifically putting blame on the…

Convention Organizers Hope Pandemic Will Encourage Future Attendees to Take a Fucking Shower

It has been a difficult time for conventions, with many events having been postponed throughout 2020 and even into 2021 as the recent emergence of the Delta variant continues to…

Man Only Uses Epic Games Store to Claim Free Games But Never Install Them

MADISON, WI – Local gamer Evan Kline, 27, added yet another free title from the Epic Games Store to his account earlier today despite having no intention to ever actually…

El Salvador Adopts Saint Quartz as Legal Tender

El Salvador has officially adopted Saint Quartz, a premium currency primarily used in the mobile game Fate/Grand Order, as legal tender after being approved by the Legislative Assembly. The adoption…

Anime Fan Ready to Get Isekake’d This Season

HAYWARD, CA – Local anime fan Justin Schmitz announced his excitement earlier today for the torrent of new isekai series that he was about get swamped with this season. As…

Steam Visual Novel Review Consists of Just Link to 18+ Patch

A recent review from user Rikko has been making waves among the Steam community for its brilliant analysis of the visual novel Kinkoi: Golden Loveriche. Consisting of a single link…