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HIDIVE to End Streaming Service, Move to Facebook

To the surprise of its subscribers, HIDIVE has announced that it plans to completely shut down its anime streaming service within a month. HIDIVE’s current catalog of shows and its…

Buck Bumble Joins ‘Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’

What about now it’s time to rock with the biggity buck bumbleWhat about now it’s time to rock with the biggity buck bumbleBump to the bum to the bum to…

‘My Next Life in 2020: All Routes Lead to Doom!’ Series Arriving Later This Year

Studio Silver Link has announced that a new anime series titled My Next Life in 2020: All Routes Lead to Doom! will be premiering later this year. The story revolves…

‘Domino’s App feat. Hatsune Miku’ Coming to Nintendo Switch

Domino’s Pizza Japan and Crypton Future Media have revealed that Domino’s App feat. Hatsune Miku will soon be coming to Nintendo Switch as a downloadable title. The original app was…

2020 Continues Trend of Decline with Announcement of ‘Eromanga Sensei’ Season 2

Aniplex and A-1 Pictures have announced that a second season of the series Eromanga Sensei is in the works. The new episodes are expected to air during the fall 2020…

Joe Biden Vows to Defeat Other World Line Self

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden expressed in an interview earlier today that he was prepared to defeat his other self in the upcoming election. “I’m prepared to say that I…

My Astolfo Figure Has Been Eyeing Me Sexually for the Past 20 Minutes

Please help, I’m really starting to feel uncomfortable…

You Haven’t Made a Dent in Your Backlog, Latest Report Indicates

You have yet to make any significant progress on your anime backlog, according to a report released this week. Various independent sources have confirmed that despite having overall less obligations…

Hatsune Miku Contracts Deadly Computer Virus

Staff within Crypton Future Media have confirmed that virtual pop star Hatsune Miku has gone into quarantine after contracting a computer virus earlier this week. The infection was first noticed…

Kim Jong-un Reportedly Still in Vegetative State

So there’s this dictator, Kim Jong-un, who does all these crazy military research projects and stuff. He calls over his vice marshal, Choe Ryong-hae, into his office. Choe enters but…