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Top 10 Anime Top 10s of the 2010s

#10: 10 Tearjerkers That’ll Empty the Tissue Box, by Anime News Network Anime News Network’s “The List” column typically only features 5-7 entries per list, which appropriately reflects the level…

Top 10 Anime of the Decade

Anime is a truly beautiful form of art, no less so because we the viewer actually see very little of the process. Original storyboards, voice actors, manga no one reads,…

Top 10 Anime of the Decade

Hello, readers. As the decade comes to a close, we here at Anime Maru would like to take a look at the very best anime we remember from the last…

Top 10 Anime of the Decade

Nearly dozens of anime have been made in the past 261 fortnights, and the vast majority measured in very slightly below “meh”. We at Anime Maru have no interest in…

Amazing Fact: Many Parts of the US Calls Funko Pops “Funko Sodas”

Over the past few years, the Pop! line of vinyl miniatures from the Funko company has permeated conventions and Hot Topics alike all across the country. But despite the popularity…

Top 5 Shounen Protagonist Yells

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Top 10 Reasons ‘A Cruel Angel’s Thesis’ is the Best Anime Theme in Existence

There is no doubt that Neon Genesis Evangelion’s classic opening theme song, ‘A Cruel Angel’s Thesis’, is the definitive top hit among anime fans. But what makes the song so…

Anime Maru’s Top 10 Visual Novels of All Time

Now that you can watch anime on Netflix with ease, anime as a medium has largely lost its inherent value as a low-key otaku content. That’s why we here at…

5 Anime That are Evangelion

  #5: Rebuild of Evangelion Have you ever wondered what Evangelion would be like if it lacked all substance, nuance, and point? Well wonder no more as the Rebuild of…

Top 10 Anime Girls You Wish Were YOUR Little Sister

Everyone loves a little sister.  It’s a reason to have a young girl in the house that (probably) won’t run off or call the cops.  And anime over the years…