Category Archives: WeebClicker

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Anime Maru to Become First Full-Automated Anime News Site

Hello, readers. As you know, we here at Anime Maru are always on the cutting edge on the latest technological trends. That’s why we are proud to announce our own…

Heartwarming: Homeless Man Receives Free Funimation Premium Trial

Say hello to Peter Sargrove, a homeless man living in Camden, New Jersey. Sargrove has been homeless for five years now. As the weather turns cold, the days become more…

Strength in Numbers: Top 10 MyAnimeList Scores

Besides the sheer euphoria of meticulously tracking every episode of every anime you have ever watched, the pinnacle of the MyAnimeList experience is giving completed shows a score. This unique experience of…

Op-Ed: I Watched One Episode of ‘Game of Thrones’ and Determined American TV is for Perverts

Ken Garry Anime Journalist As a consumer and critic of anime, I constantly get commenters trying to get me to branch out into American television, much to my dismay and…

The Ideal Anime Male: A Deconstruction

Throughout anime history, the male lead character has consistently reflected a suite of traits — traits that have culminated into an archetype, now hailed throughout Japan as the ideal role…

History of Anime: A Short Look at the Medieval Anime Industry

You might love your anime and manga, but do you know about the origins of your hobby? Did you think anime had its origins in the mid-20th century? Or perhaps…

Anime Maru Bought Out by Buzzfeed

Hello, loyal weebs, we here at Anime Maru are pleased to announce that after many wonderful years of bringing you 100% accurate anime news, we have been bought out by Buzzfeed…

Internet Media Outlets Embrace New ‘Clicktsundere’ Trend

“It’s Not Like I Want You Look at These 17 Hilarious Pictures of Taylor Swift Eating Pancakes or Anything…,” one article title reads. “Take This Quiz to Find Out What Brand…

Anime Maru’s Guide to Drawing Anime Girls

As devout fans of Japanese anime, we have always admired its distinctive visual style. When pondering about this artistic archetype, familiar terms such as moe and kawaii come to mind. This very essence…