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Top 10 Reasons ‘A Cruel Angel’s Thesis’ is the Best Anime Theme in Existence

There is no doubt that Neon Genesis Evangelion’s classic opening theme song, ‘A Cruel Angel’s Thesis’, is the definitive top hit among anime fans. But what makes the song so…

Anime Maru’s Top 10 Visual Novels of All Time

Now that you can watch anime on Netflix with ease, anime as a medium has largely lost its inherent value as a low-key otaku content. That’s why we here at…

5 Anime That are Evangelion

  #5: Rebuild of Evangelion Have you ever wondered what Evangelion would be like if it lacked all substance, nuance, and point? Well wonder no more as the Rebuild of…

Top 10 Anime Girls You Wish Were YOUR Little Sister

Everyone loves a little sister.  It’s a reason to have a young girl in the house that (probably) won’t run off or call the cops.  And anime over the years…

‘Darling in the FranXX’ is the ‘Dark Souls’ of Anime

In today’s day and age, we love a good comparison, and nothing is more commonly compared than FromSoftware’s action RPG Dark Souls. We’ve all heard the gags and seen the clickbaity…

Anime Maru to Become First Full-Automated Anime News Site

Hello, readers. As you know, we here at Anime Maru are always on the cutting edge on the latest technological trends. That’s why we are proud to announce our own…

Heartwarming: Homeless Man Receives Free Funimation Premium Trial

Say hello to Peter Sargrove, a homeless man living in Camden, New Jersey. Sargrove has been homeless for five years now. As the weather turns cold, the days become more…

Strength in Numbers: Top 10 MyAnimeList Scores

Besides the sheer euphoria of meticulously tracking every episode of every anime you have ever watched, the pinnacle of the MyAnimeList experience is giving completed shows a score. This unique experience of…

Op-Ed: I Watched One Episode of ‘Game of Thrones’ and Determined American TV is for Perverts

Ken Garry Anime Journalist As a consumer and critic of anime, I constantly get commenters trying to get me to branch out into American television, much to my dismay and…