Category Archives: News

Scientists Craft Perfect 5/10 Anime to Help Guide User Ratings

Most anime fans agree that the hardest part of watching anime is the rating process.  You get to the end of the series and you know it was mostly trash…

Black Hole Ideal Place to Dispose of Seasonal Anime Garbage, Scientists Propose

With the excitement of mankind’s first glimpse of a black hole this week, several scientists from the Japanese space program JAXA have proposed that the super massive gravity well would…

Registered Sex Offender Found to be Working as Maid

TOKYO, JAPAN — Prefectural police reported this week that they had arrested ex-JSDF member and registered sex offender Tsubame Kamoi after she had been masquerading as a maid for over…

Anime Maru’s Top 10 Visual Novels of All Time

Now that you can watch anime on Netflix with ease, anime as a medium has largely lost its inherent value as a low-key otaku content. That’s why we here at…

Authorities on Lookout for Suspect of Multiple Assaults on Japanese Roads

TOKYO, Japan – Japanese authorities state that they are currently on the lookout for an individual involved in a series of assaults on roadways in the Tokyo area. Area police…

New Japanese Era Name Revealed to be “Mecha War”

TOKYO, Japan – Japan revealed that the new era name to begin with their new emperor will be “メカ 戦争,” pronounced as “Mecha Sensō”, which means “mecha war”, in a…

Introducing Anime Maru Streaming

Anime Maru is proud to announce today the next evolution in anime content – Anime Maru Streaming. We recognize the direction that modern media is heading and are proud to…

Kyoto Animation Announces Relocation to Caribbean Island

According to company spokesperson Akimoto Shigeru, Kyoto Animation has submitted paperwork to reincorporate its headquarters in the Cayman Islands, a British Overseas Territory in the Caribbean. The studio, known for…

Best Way to Understand ‘Boogiepop and Others’ is to Have Written a Master’s Thesis on the Franchise

In recent weeks, anime fans have expressed confusion at the timeline and events of the series Boogiepop and Others. While the series looks stylish and interesting, many fans admit to…

Kaguya-Sama Fan Stays 3 Steps Ahead of Love Interest by Never Talking to Her

TOWSON, MD — Local otaku Roger Johnson has reportedly been implementing what he has learned from Kaguya-sama: Love is War in his own love life by staying 3 steps ahead…