Category Archives: News

Man Only Uses Epic Games Store to Claim Free Games But Never Install Them

MADISON, WI – Local gamer Evan Kline, 27, added yet another free title from the Epic Games Store to his account earlier today despite having no intention to ever actually…

MAPPA CEO: “Chainsaw Man Would Probably Kill Eren Yeager in a Fight.”

Studio MAPPA’s 10th anniversary event saw audience being treated to news and trailers of their various favorite works, including the highly anticipated continuation of Attack on Titan and the upcoming…

El Salvador Adopts Saint Quartz as Legal Tender

El Salvador has officially adopted Saint Quartz, a premium currency primarily used in the mobile game Fate/Grand Order, as legal tender after being approved by the Legislative Assembly. The adoption…

Donate to Our Kickstarter for an Anime Streaming Service that Runs on Cryptocurrency, Fairy Dust, Juicers

Years ago, we here at Anime Maru proudly announced Anime Maru Streaming, a new service that will revolutionize everything you know about watching anime. After delays caused by the pandemic…

Anime Fan Ready to Get Isekake’d This Season

HAYWARD, CA – Local anime fan Justin Schmitz announced his excitement earlier today for the torrent of new isekai series that he was about get swamped with this season. As…

Kiryu Coco Joins Millions of Graduates Looking for Work

Kiryu Coco officially graduated from Hololive earlier today, joining the countless number of new graduates struggling in the job market. According to a recent survey, over 40% of new graduates in the last two years are still looking for work. Despite graduating with honors and even being invited to speak at her graduation, Kiryu currently does not have any job prospects lined up.

Steam Visual Novel Review Consists of Just Link to 18+ Patch

A recent review from user Rikko has been making waves among the Steam community for its brilliant analysis of the visual novel Kinkoi: Golden Loveriche. Consisting of a single link…

Everything Bookstore Employee Knows About Manga Learned Against Her Will

THORNTON, CO — Theresa Miller, 27, is the resident manga expert at Pages and Things, local bookstore. Possessing nearly encyclopedic knowledge about the store’s manga collection, Miller is often occupied…

Respectable Man Prefers Vanilla Tag

Brandon Wood, 24, took to Twitter earlier today to declare his personal preference for “vanilla” tagged hentai. A self-proclaimed connoisseur of adult oriented animations…

Mario and Sonic Not to Appear at the 2021 Olympic Games

Mario and Sonic will no longer be appearing at the 2021 Summer Olympic Games in Tokyo, according to statements from Nintendo and Sega respectively. The gaming icons have reportedly halted…