Category Archives: News

Anime Saved by Mysterious Masked Director

Anime fans around the world rejoiced this week after a dashing and mysterious anime director from an unknown animation studio jumped in and saved anime. In yet another season dominated…

Crunchyroll Migrates Servers to Russian Apartments

Various insider sources revealed earlier this week that Crunchyroll had begun to relocate its hosting infrastructure from its San Francisco headquarters to an unspecified location in western Russia. When questioned…

TurboTax Developer Releases ‘Doki Doki Tax Consultant!’

Intuit, a major American developer of financial software, announced today a new spinoff of its popular TurboTax software. Titled Doki Doki Tax Consultant!, the new software package aims to assist…

Guy Who Claims to Understand All the Jokes in ‘Pop Team Epic’ is Full of Shit

KISSIMMEE, FL — Acquaintances of 24-year-old anime fan Donald Reimer have grown increasingly suspicious over the past few weeks with regards to his claim to understand all the jokes in…

Sony Music Japan CEO Unaware That Continents Other Than Asia Exist

Internal strife erupted among the management of Sony Music Entertainment Japan (SME) when it was discovered that the subsidiary’s CEO, Mizuno Michinori, was unaware of human civilization beyond East Asia….

Japanese Government Grants ‘Fate/Grand Order’ Developers Right to Print Money

TOKYO, Japan — The Japanese Ministry of Finance announced earlier this week that Delightworks, the developer of the popular mobile fantasy role-playing game Fate/Grand Order, will be allowed to print and…

Ford Reveals the 1995 Ford Escort as the Street Car for Millennials

Falling behind its competitors in the automotive space in recent years, the Ford Motor Company announced that it would begin refocusing efforts to revamp its current lineup of vehicles. Ford…

Man’s Attempt to Become Ramen Connoisseur Ends with Heart Disease and Disappointment

  Inspired by the anime Ramen Daisuki Koizumi-san, a man’s goal of becoming a ramen connoisseur like the series’ protagonist ended in failure this week. Christopher Ronne, a 36-year-old businessman,…

Brazzers Releases Adult DanMachi Parody ‘Is It Wrong to Try to Finger Girls in a Dungeon?’

Adult production company Brazzers surprised viewers when it released a pornographic parody of the anime series Is It Wrong to Try to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon. While live…

Thousands of Anime Lists Sold to Shady Data Firm

MyAnimeList finds itself embroiled in controversy this week after it was discovered that its users’ private information was released without their consent. It all started years ago, when a researcher…