Category Archives: Feature

Top 10 Anime Girls You Wish Were YOUR Little Sister

Everyone loves a little sister.  It’s a reason to have a young girl in the house that (probably) won’t run off or call the cops.  And anime over the years…

Talking Giraffe Makes Final Selections for College Football Playoff

GRAPEVINE, TX — A mysterious talking giraffe has selected Alabama, Clemson, Notre Dame, and Oklahoma to participate in the College Football Playoff as it revealed the finalized rankings of the…

Climate Scientists Form Idol Group in Desperate Effort to Save Environment

In a last-ditch attempt to bring attention to the threat of global warming and save the environment, a group of climate scientists have formed an idol group called TooHOT. Inspired…

Love Live Determined to be Superior to Idolmaster Thanks to Weiß Schwarz

SILVER SPRING, MD — The war between Idolmaster and Love Live has finally ended this week after a heated game of Weiß Schwarz, a Japanese trading card game with card sets featuring…

‘Darling in the FranXX’ is the ‘Dark Souls’ of Anime

In today’s day and age, we love a good comparison, and nothing is more commonly compared than FromSoftware’s action RPG Dark Souls. We’ve all heard the gags and seen the clickbaity…

TurboTax Developer Releases ‘Doki Doki Tax Consultant!’

Intuit, a major American developer of financial software, announced today a new spinoff of its popular TurboTax software. Titled Doki Doki Tax Consultant!, the new software package aims to assist…

New “Otaku Cannon” Project Allows Fans to Shoot Money Directly at Anime Creators

Tokyo Otaku Mode announced the launch of a new project earlier today that will allow fans to directly support the production of anime. The project, called Otaku Cannon, will allow…

Local Man Watches Anime at 1.5x Speed

LOS ANGELES, CA – With the winter anime season already in full swing, countless fans find themselves watching yet another host of new anime. Inevitably, many struggle to keep up…

‘Kemono Friends’ Director Tatsuki Joins With Hideo Kojima to Form New Studio

When Kemono Friends director Tatsuki was removed from his position under unclear circumstances, despite the overwhelming success of the anime, speculation quickly turned toward corporate greed. Now, Tatsuki has now found a new ally:…