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All Other Issues Resolved, Implies CNN Report on Hentai Manga

Major American news outlet CNN has declared yesterday that America was in such a state of ideal stability that explicit cartoon images from another country are a cause for concern,…

Game 4 of NBA Finals Interrupted by 10 Minute Long Flashback Sequence

MIAMI, FL — Game 4 of the NBA Finals, contested between the San Antonio Spurs and the Miami Heat, was abruptly interrupted early in the third quarter to accommodate a…

Tokyo Designates Oreimo ‘Unwholesome for Minors’

TOKYO, Japan — The Tokyo metropolitan government has ordered a cease on sales of all merchandise, including manga, novels, doujinshi, and goods, of the runaway hit series Ore no Imouto ga Konnani…

Superpowers Banned In All American Sports; Japanese Athletes Affected

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a controversial decision, the Senate has approved a bill calling for the ban of all superpowers in sporting events. “The American people have been clamoring for…

Conspiracy Idol Anime ‘Wake Up Sheeple!’ To Air This Fall

OSAKA — Tatsunoko Productions and Ordet jointly announced Wednesday that their new animation project Wake Up Sheeple! has been greenlit. Wake Up Sheeple! is a spinoff of the popular idol anime Wake Up…

Adult Fans Angered that Kids Are Flooding Toy Robot Fighting Arenas

TOKYO — Araki Takahiro is angry. Araki is one of the top fighters in the country in the sport known as “Gunpla Battle,” in which competitors build replica Gundam robots…

Third Madoka Magica Movie Blu Ray Release Causes Spike In Antidepressant Prescriptions

LOS ANGELES – The North American home release of Rebellion Story, the third movie in the popular Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica series, has caused a noticeable increase in the number…

Leaked Documents Reveal NSA’s Awful Taste in Anime

WASHINGTON D.C. — A new government document released on WikiLeaks last weekend reportedly contains a list of United States National Security Agency employees and their usernames for the website MyAnimeList. The document…

Obama Reminds Nation to Catch Up on Love Live before New Season Airs

WASHINGTON — Barack Obama took to social media earlier this week, reminding Americans to finish the Love Live! School Idol Project anime before its second season begins airing in Spring 2014….

Florida Man Stands His Ground Against Sword Art Online Hater

WEST PALM BEACH, FL – Prosecutors have yet to make a decision on whether to charge local anime fan Tyler Barton, 27, with the murder of 7-year-old Anthony Bradley after…