Category Archives: News

Thousands of People Abruptly Transported to Alternate Worlds

Parallel worlds across the infinite multiverses reported huge influxes of people in strange clothes suddenly appearing earlier today, putting great strains on their populations. “Usually we get one every few…

Netflix Documentary ‘Enter the Anime’ Now Officially Anime, According to Netflix

LOS GATOS, CA – Earlier today, Netflix announced that their anime documentary Enter the Anime is now officially anime, according to a press release sent to anime news publications in…

Karaoke Staff Tired of Hearing Evangelion Theme

OSAKA, Japan – Employees at a karaoke establishment have grown sick of hearing a particular song every single night, according to local reports. The song “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis”, known…

Anime Suggestion Thread Over 80% ‘JoJo’

An internet-goer received less than optimal advice today when they attempted to ask about which anime series they should watch next. 20-year-old Mathew Ranger went online earlier today in order…

NFL Fans Forgo Fantasy Football, Sign Up for Isekai Football Instead

As the NFL season fast approaches, Yahoo Sports and ESPN.com have both reported sharp declines in fantasy football numbers compared to years prior. Experts point to a single cause for…

Netflix Releases Half of the Hostages

Early this morning, Netflix announced that they were releasing half of the musical duo Carole and Tuesday, which they have held hostage for since April 2019. After being confined for…

Hideaki Anno to Direct ‘Shin Pretty Cure’ Film

Fresh from the announcement of his return to directing live-action films with the upcoming Shin Ultraman, it was today announced that Evangelion Creator/Director/Guy who got out of Gainax before it…

Jaded Anime Fan Only Goes to Japan for Family Mart Chicken Nowadays

TOKYO, Japan — Randall Taylor can be found squatting outside a convenience store a short walk from Yoyogi Station, eating in silence and staring out into the rainy night. For…

Funko Releases Terrible Pop Figure of That Thing You Like

In response to absolutely no one, Funko, a major manufacturer of licensed collectibles, announced today the launch of a new release in their Pop figure line of that one thing…

Florida Man Blocks Traffic Attempting to Get “Isekaied”

TAMPA, FL — A man in Florida was forcibly removed from public roads earlier today, according to local authorities. Reports indicate that the man had spent the morning blindly walking…