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Sad Panda Passes Away in Captivity at Age of 9

ROTTERDAM, Netherlands – The Rotterdam Zoo regretted to inform the public that their featured panda passed away earlier today at the age of 9. More commonly know by visitors as…

French Military Seeks Inspiration From Isekai for Creation of Flying Soldiers

The French military has begun preparing for what could be the future of warfare. First seen at the Bastille Day parade, a man armed with a rifle demonstrated to the…

Insightful Anime Discussions Found in Pornhub Comments Section

Despite living in a world more connected than ever before and having access to countless forums, social media outlets, and instant messaging services, meaningful discussion of anime has long been…

Man Builds Massive Hentai Collection Prior to UK Porn Block

LEICESTER, England – An English man has taken up a personal project attempting to archive a huge digital collection of Japanese cartoon porn at his residence. Richard Dixon, 29, began…

AKB48 to Include “Bath Water” Tasting Notes on All Idol Profiles

One of Japan’s biggest and most enduring idol groups, AKB48, has announced today they will be updating all of their active idols’ biographic information to include a descriptor of what…

Joe Biden Uses ‘Little Witch Academia’ Meme to Reassure Supporters

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Following in the footsteps of fellow Democratic candidate Marianne Williamson, former Vice President Joe Biden has released on Facebook a Little Witch Academia meme to reassure potential…

The One Piece Found in Mystery Box at Anime Expo

LOS ANGELES, CA – In a surprising turn of events at Anime Expo today, attendee Nate Thompson has reportedly opened a mystery box and found the legendary One Piece. The…

Report: Everybody at Anime Expo But You

LOS ANGELES, CA — Anime Expo began today, and AX officials have already determined their attendance numbers: Everyone but you, the reader of this article. “Anime Expo has been growing…

Little Sister and Childhood Friend Join Democratic Presidential Primaries

Both little sister Nanako Kimura and childhood friend Chihiro Matusbara announced their candidacy for president of the United States this week, joining the existing 25 Democratic candidates already running for…

High Schooler’s Parents Return Home After Years of Absence

TOKYO, Japan – Area high school student Rito Shikimori found that his parents had returned from their 786 day trip abroad unexpectedly this morning, according to a Facebook post. The…