Category Archives: News

Normal Human Mistakenly Enrolls in Normal High School

TOKYO, Japan — Normal human student Haruto Takahashi has found himself mistakenly enrolled in a normal Japanese high school, Seijo High, according to a post on his Facebook. This has…

Funimation Stops Streaming Services as Every Anime ‘Falls Outside’ Company’s Standards

Funimation confirmed with Anime Maru on Friday that it has removed all anime from its streaming platform, stating: Earlier this week, we have determined that the series Interspecies Reviewers falls…

Anime Wall Scroll Really Tying Room Together

SARASOTA, FL — A wall scroll depicting Izumi Sagiri from the anime Eromanga Sensei has been added to the room of Dillon Patterson, 19. According to sources close to Patterson,…

Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself, Transported to Another World

Questions still surround the case of financier Jeffery Epstein who was found dead in his jail cell back in August. Although ruled as an apparent suicide, lack of clear evidence…

Evangelion Funko Pops Make Angels Weep

TOKYO, Japan – The announcement of Funko Pop figurines based on the popular anime Neon Genesis Evangelion has lead to dismay among some of the series’ more hardcore fans. Perhaps…

‘Kemono Friends’ to Return as a Podcast

Kadokawa announced this week that beloved anime franchise Kemono Friends would be making a return later this year in the form of a series of podcasts. Each episode will feature…

Ugly Bastard Ruins Potentially Good Hentai

Various accounts have come in claiming that a particularly unattractive individual has completely ruined the mood of what would otherwise be a decent hentai. According to witnesses, the ugly bastard…

‘My Hero Academia’ Shirt Deemed Acceptable for Social Event

GRAND FORKS, ND — After much deliberation, Cameron Dyson, 20, has ultimately decided to wear a T-shirt featuring Midoriya Izuku from My Hero Academia to his sister’s graduation party. According…

Scott Morrison to Feature in Australian Release of ‘Promare’

The home release of Studio Trigger’s anime film Promare is still same time away, but distributor Madman Entertainment has already teased that the Australian release of the film would feature…

This Anime Season Brought to You by ‘RAID: Shadow Legends’

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that the current anime season in its entirety has been brought to you by RAID: Shadow Legends, an immersive free-to-play RPG…