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‘Senko-San’ Somehow Not Pornography Despite Premise

The end of the 2019 spring anime season has brought with it many (thigh) highs, many lows, and whatever the hell One Punch Man season 2 ended up being. But…

Aspiring Ecchi Otaku Unsure if ‘Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki’ Was the Show About Tights or Thighs

SANDUSKY, OH – Local otaku Brent Walker was excited to hear about the two new 5 minute episode anime shows this season focusing on thighs and tights, respectively. However, even…

Intruding Fox Ruins Local Apartment

SENDAI, Japan – A local office worker arrived home to an unpleasant surprise several days ago when he discovered that his apartment had been utterly trashed by an unexpected visitor….

Over 20 Years Later, People Can Finally Watch ‘Neon Genesis Evangelion’ for the First Time

The original run of the classic anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion finally made its way onto the Netflix streaming service today. Anime fans were excited to know that they finally…

18-Year-Old Anime Fan Thinks Shinji is “Whiny” in Netflix Original Series ‘Evangelion’

FORT WAYNE, IN — Spencer Langley, 18, announced on Twitter today that he finds Ikari Shinji, the protagonist of the new Netflix Original Series Evangelion, whiny. “The mechs in Evangelion…

Atlus: “Persona 2 Does Not Exist”

With Persona 5 being one of the most lauded JRPGs of the current generation of video games, it is only natural that fans new to the series go through the…

U.S. Border Patrol Conducts Testing with 3D Maneuver Gear

United States Border Patrol agents have begun conducting training exercises this week with experimental military prototype equipment known as “Three-Dimensional Maneuver Gear”. Developed by Jaeger Prazision Werke GmbH, a private…

Villagers Disappointed Local Deity Not Cute

GERO, Japan – Local villagers were disappointed today when their local shrine god, Kaeru, came to life and wasn’t cute in the least according to negative posts made on social…

Fans Eager to Hear Game Freak Focusing on Game Balance and Animation Quality Over Including Every Pokemon

This year at E3, Game Freak announced that Pokemon Sword and Shield would be breaking series tradition and not allow for all Pokemon from previous generations to be transferred to…

Gilbert Gottfried to Voice Tifa Lockhart in Upcoming ‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake

LOS ANGELES, CA – With rumors and leaks abounding at E3 this year about the upcoming remake of Final Fantasy VII, Square Enix managed to keep details of franchise favorite…