Category Archives: News

So Close Yet So Far: Canada One Letter Off From Legalizing Weeb(s)

VANCOUVER, Canada – Thousands of despondent Canadian anime fans have taken to social media over the last weeks in protest of the Canadian government’s historic legalization of marijuana. Canada became…

Man with Anime Avatar on OkCupid Really Not Getting Anywhere

TULSA, OK — Despite checking the website multiple times a day for the past several months, local man Doug Farland states that he has not had any luck finding a…

Recently Fired Man Now Getting More Into Anime

Anime fan Elon Musk has recently started getting more into anime after being forced to step down from his job last month. This news surprised the world, who could not…

Light Novel ‘I Groped My Classmate and Ended up in Political Office’ to Receive Anime Adaptation

Production company Aniplex revealed this week that a recent light novel series gaining popularity would be getting an upcoming anime adaptation. The series, titled I Groped My Classmate and Ended…

Studio Mappa Still Waiting for ‘Banana Fish’ Controversy to Take Off

TOKYO, Japan — With the recent online buzz surrounding the “confronting” and “disturbing” content presented in the first episode of this season’s Goblin Slayer, Studio Mappa found itself left out…

Bandai Namco Announces K-Pop Idol Game ‘The SL@VEM@STER’

Earlier this week, Bandai Namco Entertainment unveiled a new Idolmaster spin-off portraying the massively popular Korean pop industry, titled THE SL@VEM@STER. From recruitment to training, players will be given absolute control…

Area Man Makes Concrete Progress on His Plan-to-Watch List

BUFORD, GA — Local authorities resolved a missing persons case this week upon discovering the reported individual had been making actual progress on his anime plan-to-watch list. Nathan Sadler had…

Summer 2018 Season Continues Trend of Having Exactly 7 Shows Worth Watching

With the final MyAnimeList rankings coming in, statistics analysts from MIT’s anime division have reported that the season has been in line with prior seasons from the past year in…

European Union Article 13 Revealed to Be Secret Plot to Destroy Isekai Genre

Widespread hysteria swept the internet last month following the advancement of the European Union’s controversial “copyright directive” legislation. While the legislation has been dubbed a “meme ban,” EU insiders have…

Nintendo Announces Mobile Game Based on Genderbent Villains

TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo have shocked the video game industry today by announcing that their next major release will be a mobile game based off genderbent representations of leading Nintendo villains…