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Otaku Achieves Honor of Facebook Friend List of Exclusively Those with Anime Profile Pics

HURON, SD — Local otaku John Steiner has attained the rare accomplishment of a Facebook friend list of exclusively those with anime profile pics, according to his disappointed family members….

Kim Jong-un Reportedly Still in Vegetative State

So there’s this dictator, Kim Jong-un, who does all these crazy military research projects and stuff. He calls over his vice marshal, Choe Ryong-hae, into his office. Choe enters but…

‘Houkago Teibou Nisshi’ Episode Preview: The Club Gets Arrested for Illegal Whaling

The fishing slice of life anime series Houkago Teibou Nisshi (Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater) has been indefinitely postponed, according to distributors. However, this hasn’t stopped studio Doga…

Kim Jong-un Makes First Public Appearance After Returning From Isekai World

PYONGYANG, North Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong-un made his first public appearance today at the nation’s capital since his sudden disappearance weeks ago. Last reported being seen on…

Kaiju Gather Outside Tokyo to Protest Lockdown Orders

TOKYO, Japan – Dozens of kaiju gathered along Tokyo Bay this afternoon to protest the ongoing lockdown of the city in wake of the COVID-19 pandemic. A state of emergency…

‘My Coronavirus Can’t Be This Cute’ Anime Added to Summer Schedule

TOKYO, Japan — A press release has been sent to major anime news outlets revealing that AIC will be producing the series My Coronavirus Can’t Be This Cute for the…

Kingdom Says it’s Ready to Start Reopening Titan-Infested Outer Districts

The central government announced today that it would be lifting prior quarantine orders and begin allowing citizens to return to the outer districts. The statement comes one month after titans…

Americans Spending Stimulus Money on Food, Bills, Mobile Games

The United States government has sent relief payments to more than 80 million Americans this week as a way to ease the financial hardships brought upon by the deadly COVID-19…

Anime Studio Mistakenly Licenses Same Isekai Light Novel Twice, Pretends it is Two Different Series

TOKYO, Japan — A famous anime studio has mistakenly licensed the same isekai light novel twice and has decided to just pretend it is two different series, according to a…

Seele Cancels Third Impact in Wake of COVID-19 Outbreak

TOKYO-3, Japan — The current COVID-19 outbreak has led to the cancellation of hundreds of events across the world, from major league sports to anime conventions. Thus is it came…