Category Archives: News

Kaguya-Sama Fan Stays 3 Steps Ahead of Love Interest by Never Talking to Her

TOWSON, MD — Local otaku Roger Johnson has reportedly been implementing what he has learned from Kaguya-sama: Love is War in his own love life by staying 3 steps ahead…

J.C. Staff Plagued with Recurring Blackouts While Animating ‘One-Punch Man’ Season 2

Employees at J.C. Staff complained to media today about an issue with their landlord, who kept turning off the power in short intervals while they were animating the trailer for…

Man’s Dream of Becoming Japanese High School Teacher Finally Crushed by Reality

Sources report that area man John Davis had his dream thoroughly crushed this week after being forced to confront reality. Davis, who works full time in a packaging plant, stated…

J.K. Rowling Confirms ‘Black Clover’ Takes Place Within the Harry Potter Universe

Acclaimed British novelist J.K. Rowling has confirmed today that the popular shonen series Black Clover takes place in the Harry Potter universe. “I’ve yet to actually watch the cartoon or…

Pet Adoption Centers Warn Cat Ownership Portrayed too Positively in ‘My Roommate is a Cat’

A statement was released today from a variety of pet adoption organizations in Japan concerned with the unrealistic portrayal of cats in the currently airing series My Roommate is a…

Cosplayers Riot During Instagram, Social Media Outage

Fear and panic gripped the social media influencers of the world yesterday when Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all suffered simultaneous outages. Though the cause behind the disruption is still unknown,…

U.A. High School Rocked By Admissions Scandal

MUSUTAFU, Japan — U.A. High School was rocked by allegations earlier today that a student was accepted to the highly prestigious school for future heroes due to a bribe given…

‘My Hero Academia’ World Suffering Severe Shortage of Teachers, Doctors, Lawyers, Musicians, Bloggers, Dog Walkers, and Non-Heroes

The latest labor statistics out of the world of My Hero Academia suggests that a wide range of crucial jobs remain unfilled, with a severe shortage of teachers, doctors, lawyers,…

Elon Musk Buys Studio Trigger, Vows for “Mecha on the Moon” by 2020

Celebration on Mars today as Elon Musk has finally revealed his latest entrepreneurial endeavor.  Many were shocked that the so called ‘weabillionaire’ would go beyond anything more than just shitposting…

VPN not Making Roommate’s Browsing Sessions any Less Suspicious

WATERBURY, CT – A Connecticut man has failed to make his late night internet browsing sessions any less suspicious to his roommate despite using a VPN. Matthew Wenter, 25, researched…