Category Archives: News

Portillo’s Reveals New ‘Darling in the Franks’ Hot Dogs

Portillo’s, a Chicago-based chain primarily known for its hot dogs, announced that it has begun to roll out a promotion for a new food item based on the popular anime…

Crunchyroll Indicted on Charges of Failing to Act as Nonprofit Charity

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Crunchyroll executives were marched out of corporate headquarters today following charges of violating the company’s goals as a total non-profit charity devoted solely to supporting the…

Japanese Bank Introduces Blu-ray Financing Program

Mizuho Bank, one of largest banks in Japan, recently announced a new financial plan specifically geared towards otaku. The program will allow individuals to take out loans on anime Blu-ray…

New Anime Convention is Solely for People With Those Ahegao Shirts

MIAMI, FL — The first ever Ahegao-con will take place this weekend, attracting thousands of people who wear that one shirt emblazoned with a bunch of orgasming hentai faces to…

Over $12 Million in Counterfeit JPEGs Confiscated by Authorities

San Diego, CA – San Diego authorities reported seizing a large quantity of illegal JPEGs in an anti-narcotics operation over the weekend. The bundles of counterfeit JPEGs included many copies…

NFL’s Mike Daniels Bullied by Local Anime Community

GREEN BAY, WI — Green Bay Packers defensive end Mike Daniels has come a long way from his humble New Jersey roots. The two-time Pro Bowler was recently profiled in…

Avex to Counter Piracy by Not Releasing Any Music at All

Media company Avex Group announced at a recent shareholder event that it would begin to take actions against music piracy and unauthorized importation by simply refusing to publish any more…

Horde of Fucking Losers Congregate in Nation’s Capital This Weekend

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A massive gathering of anti-social manchildren that spend all day arguing on the internet is scheduled to take place this weekend in the Washington D.C area. Obsessed…

‘Monster Hunter: World’ PC Modders Have Already Completed Dating Sim Add-On

Hours after the highly anticipated release of Monster Hunter: World on PC, a mod that adds a dating-simulation component to the popular action role-playing game is already available on the Steam…

Crunchyroll Loses Streaming Rights to ‘Abunai Sisters’

Shock waves of disappointment were felt throughout the anime community today as Production I.G’s critically acclaimed anime series Abunai Sisters was pulled from the Crunchyroll streaming service. No official word…