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Anime Music Videos Spliced with Momo Challenge to Buy Anime DVDs

Authorities have alerted anime fans that unknown individuals have placed disturbing imagery into sexy anime music videos on YouTube. The image, a grotesque doll-like figure known as “Momo”, implores to viewers…

Man Living Under Rock Surprised Second Season of ‘Kemono Friends’ is Bad

DUBUQUE, IA — After 7 episodes of Kemono Friends 2, local resident Jordan Sullemeyer expressed confusion and disappointment at the quality of the this season’s continuation of the cult classic 2017 anime….

Second Season of ‘That Time I Was Reincarnated As A Slime’ Delayed After Main Character Accused of Scripting

Major League Isekai (MLI) fans have awoken to distressing news this morning as league launched an investigation against Remuru Tempest for scripting and various other breaches of the league’s rule…

Guy in Back of Class Won’t Stop Inexplicably Shouting Things

A male student at a high school in the Sacramento area has been inexplicably shouting random statements from his seat in the back of the classroom, area sources say. 16…

El Hazard Reboot to Take Place in Reality Where No One Has Heard of the El Hazard

Earlier this week, anime studio AIC announced a reboot of 90’s anime franchise El Hazard called El Hazard? that will take place in a reality where the franchise is unknown…

NASA’s Opportunity Rover Added to ‘Fate/Grand Order’

Scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced last week that they have lost all contact with the Mars rover Opportunity. Launched in 2003, the rover spent 15 years on the…

Japanese Prime Minister Proposes Revision of “Peace Clause” by Making an Exception for Mechs

TOKYO, Japan —  Prime Minister Shinzo Abe continued their campaign for revision of Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution (often known as the “Peace Clause”), which forbids the nation from…

Local Student Sure to be Receiving Chocolate any Moment Now

TACOMA, WA – A local student at Sonoma High School is expected to receive Valentine’s Day chocolate at any minute, area sources say. High school senior David Turner has been…

Disney Reveals Plans for Live Action Ghibli Movies

Mass entertainment company Disney made an informal industry announcement yesterday that it had begun plans to produce a series of live action adaptations of classic Studio Ghibli films. With live…

New Season of Symphogear Postponed Until Staff can Come up with Ridiculous Enough Plot

The fifth season of popular anime franchise Symphogear is scheduled to air in 2019, but before the fans get their hands on Senki Zesshou Symphogear XV, the series director Katsumi…