Category Archives: News

Underground Fight Club Uncovered at Local Theater School

LOS ANGELES, CA – Authorities have discovered an underground fight club operation in a Los Angeles area theater school this week, where orchestrated fights have been secretly ongoing for several…

Millions of Anime Fans Relieved That More Anime is Coming

Anime fans around the world breathed a sigh of relief earlier this week when it was announced that a new season of anime is set to start this fall. At…

Brett Kavanaugh Releases Anime List to Prove He Was a Virgin in High School

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At today’s Senate Judiciary hearing, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh provided surprising new evidence against the sexual assault claims against him by making his anime list public….

International Investigation to be Launched into Japan’s Widespread Mangaka Abuse

LONDON, England — Amnesty International has announced today that they will be partnering with the International Olympic Committee to launch an in-depth probe into Japan’s manga industry, citing concerning trends of…

Philips Announces the CD-i Classic Mini Game Console

Major technology conglomerate Philips announced that they will be re-entering the video game space with the launch of the their own retro game console. Set for release later this year,…

Sanrio Acquires License to Bongo Cat

SHINGAWA, TOKYO, Japan – Sanrio is world famous for its Hello Kitty brand, which has gone on to be one of the most recognizable and prolific brands of all time following…

FBI Establishes ‘Loli Abuse Intervention Force’

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The FBI announced earlier this week the establishment of the Loli Abuse Intervention Force (a.k.a. L-FORCE). The unit’s primary function is stated to be the protection of petite…

Local Public Library Still Has No Fucking Idea What a Manga is

WILKINSBURG, PA — There has been a growing sense of confusion at Wilkinsburg Public Library this month, following a very unusual set of book donations through from an anonymous source….

Japanese Company Really Sorry About Bad Thing It Did

Japanese publishing company Kadokawa posted a public apology earlier today, expressing “profound regret” for doing something that upset fans. While observers are not quite sure what incidents the company could…

Haruhi Suzumiya Fans Excited for Annual Disappointment

As 2018 enters its last quarter, Kadokawa is once again busy preparing an elaborate let-down for all the fans of the Haruhi Suzumiya franchise. Observers around the world are eagerly…