Category Archives: News

Most Experienced Candidate for Demon Lord Passed Over for Human Teen

DEMON KINGDOM, Underworld — Soulcrusher Smith, widely considered to be the best candidate to become the new Demon Lord, has been passed over for the role, according to a news…

In Likely App Error, ‘Attack on Titan’ Wins New Hampshire Primary, Crunchyroll Awards Won by Bernie Sanders

CONCORD, NH — In a surprise upset, Attack on Titan has been declared the winner of the New Hampshire Democratic Primary. In equally shocking results, Bernie Sanders has won the…

Prog Rock Idol Group TYO to Release 22 Minute Single About Wind Farms

TOKYO, Japan — Today the idol group TYO announced that their debut single will be released on March 3rd. The single, titled “The Windfarms of Neo Mars”, tells the story…

Op-Ed: These McDonald’s Commercials are Starting to Get Ridiculous

Joel BennettFast Food & Anime Enthusiast Look, I’m a regular anime fan like anyone else. I enjoyed that Anime McDonald’s commercial when it first came out, even if there were…

Normal Human Mistakenly Enrolls in Normal High School

TOKYO, Japan — Normal human student Haruto Takahashi has found himself mistakenly enrolled in a normal Japanese high school, Seijo High, according to a post on his Facebook. This has…

Funimation Stops Streaming Services as Every Anime ‘Falls Outside’ Company’s Standards

Funimation confirmed with Anime Maru on Friday that it has removed all anime from its streaming platform, stating: Earlier this week, we have determined that the series Interspecies Reviewers falls…

Anime Wall Scroll Really Tying Room Together

SARASOTA, FL — A wall scroll depicting Izumi Sagiri from the anime Eromanga Sensei has been added to the room of Dillon Patterson, 19. According to sources close to Patterson,…

Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself, Transported to Another World

Questions still surround the case of financier Jeffery Epstein who was found dead in his jail cell back in August. Although ruled as an apparent suicide, lack of clear evidence…

Evangelion Funko Pops Make Angels Weep

TOKYO, Japan – The announcement of Funko Pop figurines based on the popular anime Neon Genesis Evangelion has lead to dismay among some of the series’ more hardcore fans. Perhaps…

‘Kemono Friends’ to Return as a Podcast

Kadokawa announced this week that beloved anime franchise Kemono Friends would be making a return later this year in the form of a series of podcasts. Each episode will feature…