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Kirito from SAO Revealed as New ‘Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’ DLC Character

Recently released Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for Nintendo Switch has already had an announcement that it will be receiving additional downloadable content featuring new characters. Joining earlier revealed Joker from…

Russia Linked to HentaiHaven Shutdown

Fans of animated Japanese adult entertainment have suffered another blow this month, with just days after Tumblr announced and implemented a system to ban all adult content site-wide, one of…

Final ‘My Sister, My Writer’ Episode to be Replaced by Footage of a Train Derailing

Television network AT-X recently announced that the airing of the latest and final episode of My Sister, My Writer, also known as ImoImo, would be canceled. Instead, AT-X stated it…

Crunchyroll Employee Quietly Deletes File Called “Crunchyroll Rewind” from Hard Drive

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Christine Leveret, a 27-year-old video production assistant working for Crunchyroll, has quietly dragged a file called “crunchyroll_rewind_v14.mp4” from her desktop into the recycling bin, a report…

Anime Movie ‘Mirai’ Deemed Best Form of Birth Control

Santa Clara, CA – After watching Mirai at the AMC Mercado 20, single engineer Bob concluded the movie to be the best form of birth control to date. “I was…

Dominique “SonicFox” McLean to Star in Lead Role in Live Action “Sonic the Hedgehog” Movie

Less than a week after his surprising win at the Video Game Awards, Dominique “SonicFox” McLean has reportedly signed a multi-million dollar deal with Paramount Animation to portray the world…

Galactic Overlord Worries This Might Actually Be His Final Form

SLAVE PLANET 38W, Crab Claw Nebula — Among the Death Pits and Abyss Nodes of Planet 38W, hundreds of thousands of slaves from a countless different species toil by the…

Hasbro Announces Live Action Gobots Movie, Netflix Anime

PAWTUCKET, RI — In an early morning press conference, toy giant Hasbro announced they had secured the rights to release both a live action movie and a Netflix original animated…

Thousands of ‘SSSS.Gridman’ Fans Hospitalized After No Nut November

ROCHESTER, MN — Hospitals across the country have been reporting an outbreak of unknown origin suddenly appearing in the last week, with hundreds hospitalized with similar symptoms. Oddly, the only…

Talking Giraffe Makes Final Selections for College Football Playoff

GRAPEVINE, TX — A mysterious talking giraffe has selected Alabama, Clemson, Notre Dame, and Oklahoma to participate in the College Football Playoff as it revealed the finalized rankings of the…