Category Archives: News

Introducing Anime Maru Streaming

Anime Maru is proud to announce today the next evolution in anime content – Anime Maru Streaming. We recognize the direction that modern media is heading and are proud to…

Kyoto Animation Announces Relocation to Caribbean Island

According to company spokesperson Akimoto Shigeru, Kyoto Animation has submitted paperwork to reincorporate its headquarters in the Cayman Islands, a British Overseas Territory in the Caribbean. The studio, known for…

Best Way to Understand ‘Boogiepop and Others’ is to Have Written a Master’s Thesis on the Franchise

In recent weeks, anime fans have expressed confusion at the timeline and events of the series Boogiepop and Others. While the series looks stylish and interesting, many fans admit to…

Kaguya-Sama Fan Stays 3 Steps Ahead of Love Interest by Never Talking to Her

TOWSON, MD — Local otaku Roger Johnson has reportedly been implementing what he has learned from Kaguya-sama: Love is War in his own love life by staying 3 steps ahead…

J.C. Staff Plagued with Recurring Blackouts While Animating ‘One-Punch Man’ Season 2

Employees at J.C. Staff complained to media today about an issue with their landlord, who kept turning off the power in short intervals while they were animating the trailer for…

Man’s Dream of Becoming Japanese High School Teacher Finally Crushed by Reality

Sources report that area man John Davis had his dream thoroughly crushed this week after being forced to confront reality. Davis, who works full time in a packaging plant, stated…

J.K. Rowling Confirms ‘Black Clover’ Takes Place Within the Harry Potter Universe

Acclaimed British novelist J.K. Rowling has confirmed today that the popular shonen series Black Clover takes place in the Harry Potter universe. “I’ve yet to actually watch the cartoon or…

Pet Adoption Centers Warn Cat Ownership Portrayed too Positively in ‘My Roommate is a Cat’

A statement was released today from a variety of pet adoption organizations in Japan concerned with the unrealistic portrayal of cats in the currently airing series My Roommate is a…

Cosplayers Riot During Instagram, Social Media Outage

Fear and panic gripped the social media influencers of the world yesterday when Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all suffered simultaneous outages. Though the cause behind the disruption is still unknown,…

U.A. High School Rocked By Admissions Scandal

MUSUTAFU, Japan — U.A. High School was rocked by allegations earlier today that a student was accepted to the highly prestigious school for future heroes due to a bribe given…