Category Archives: News

Dumbass Anime Fan Shits Pants After Attempting to Imitate JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

MIAMI — An incredibly stupid adult anime fan unleashed a hot load of feces in his pants after realizing he could have killed himself while imitating a scene from the…

Kyoto Animation Announces Anime about High School Whaling Club

TOKYO — Following international sanctions on its whaling activities earlier this week, the Japanese government has enlisted Kyoto Animation to create an anime that portrays the nation’s whaling program in…

Obama Reminds Nation to Catch Up on Love Live before New Season Airs

WASHINGTON — Barack Obama took to social media earlier this week, reminding Americans to finish the Love Live! School Idol Project anime before its second season begins airing in Spring 2014….

Oda Eiichiro Discovers Good Pacing, Realizes One Piece Should Have Been 200 Chapters

TOKYO — Oda Eiichiro, author of One Piece, the most popular and best selling manga series of all time, acknowledged that the series is horrendously paced in a recent press…

No Perfect Inter High School Mahjong Championships Bracket Remains After Wave of Upsets

After an incredible first round that saw upsets from Kayama Academy and Kentani High School, the final perfect Inter High School Mahjong Championships bracket was busted after first-time participant Usuzan High…

Hanakana to Voice Role in NPR Quiz Show

CHICAGO – With the coming retirement of Carl Kasell from NPR News’ quiz show Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me this spring, the producers of the program have reached an agreement…

Scientists Discover Cause of Common Cold in Little Girls: Rain and Low Temperatures

ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have made a breakthrough in research of the common cold in little girls: It is caused by being out…

CNN Reports Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight Safely Landed on Isla

ATLANTA – In a shocking revelation that came to many people that had been skeptical of CNN’s coverage of the missing Malaysia Airlines flight, CNN cut into an episode of…

REVOCS Fashion Show Ends in Disaster As Clothes Come to Life, Eat All Models, Audience

TOKYO — A fashion show sponsored by global conglomerate REVOCS ended in tragedy when the clothing on display came to life and ate all the models and the audience. Model…

Ukraine Conflict Surprisingly Not About Anime

KIEV — The revolution in Ukraine and international tension surrounding the Russian occupation of Crimea has received considerable media coverage and global attention for the past few months, confusing anime…