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FUNimation Announces “Soul Eater Not!” Simulcast, Offers Apology

FUNimation has announced that Soul Eater Not! will be included on their spring simulcast schedule and immediately offered an apology to fans. The show debuted on April 8th. FUNimation’s official synopsis for Soul Eater…

Leaked Documents Reveal NSA’s Awful Taste in Anime

WASHINGTON D.C. — A new government document released on WikiLeaks last weekend reportedly contains a list of United States National Security Agency employees and their usernames for the website MyAnimeList. The document…

Make-A-Wish Foundation Brings the Gift of Queen’s Blade to Young Boy

PORTLAND – When local boy Atticus Thompson, 8, was diagnosed with leukemia 2 years ago, he never expected to be able to have his dream come true; to watch Leina…

Dumbass Anime Fan Shits Pants After Attempting to Imitate JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

MIAMI — An incredibly stupid adult anime fan unleashed a hot load of feces in his pants after realizing he could have killed himself while imitating a scene from the…

Kyoto Animation Announces Anime about High School Whaling Club

TOKYO — Following international sanctions on its whaling activities earlier this week, the Japanese government has enlisted Kyoto Animation to create an anime that portrays the nation’s whaling program in…

Obama Reminds Nation to Catch Up on Love Live before New Season Airs

WASHINGTON — Barack Obama took to social media earlier this week, reminding Americans to finish the Love Live! School Idol Project anime before its second season begins airing in Spring 2014….

Oda Eiichiro Discovers Good Pacing, Realizes One Piece Should Have Been 200 Chapters

TOKYO — Oda Eiichiro, author of One Piece, the most popular and best selling manga series of all time, acknowledged that the series is horrendously paced in a recent press…

No Perfect Inter High School Mahjong Championships Bracket Remains After Wave of Upsets

After an incredible first round that saw upsets from Kayama Academy and Kentani High School, the final perfect Inter High School Mahjong Championships bracket was busted after first-time participant Usuzan High…

Hanakana to Voice Role in NPR Quiz Show

CHICAGO – With the coming retirement of Carl Kasell from NPR News’ quiz show Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me this spring, the producers of the program have reached an agreement…

Scientists Discover Cause of Common Cold in Little Girls: Rain and Low Temperatures

ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have made a breakthrough in research of the common cold in little girls: It is caused by being out…