Category Archives: News

Lonely Otaku Spends Entire Vacation Missing Anime Expo

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil — Rio de Janeiro is famous around the world as the “Cidade Maravilhosa“, but one anxious tourist just doesn’t understand its charms. Kevin Swift, an American tourist and…

Los Angeles Prepares for 23rd Annual Running of the Nerds

LOS ANGELES, CA — The sun hangs higher and hotter in the sky. An ill wind breezes by. The time for the Running of the Nerds is nigh. “Oh my…

μ’s to Collaborate on Single with Pitbull

TOKYO, Japan — After their thrilling success in the Love Live School Idol Contest, schoolgirl idol group μ’s has announced that they are set to release a new single featuring Cuban-American…

Mexico Fans Rip World Cup for Not Being Faithful to the Manga

FORTALEZA, Brazil — Fans of the Mexican National Team were up in arms late Sunday after their side’s heartbreaking defeat to the Netherlands in the Round of 16. After taking…

Anime Community Excited to Drop Sword Art Online II

Fans reacted with excitement to a new promotional trailer for Sword Art Online II, which features voice actress Miyuki Sawashiro. “I cannot wait for the summer season,” an anonymous poster commented, “So many…

Fan Creates Life-Sized Cry for Help

SENDAI, Japan — Ooyama Wataru is a 29-year old anime fan that has spent the last six months creating an accurate, life sized replica of his sad existance. His creation weights…

Gainax Makes Internet Poll to Determine Direction of New Project

TOKYO, Japan — Gainax has started an Internet poll for fans to vote on the themes and genre of its next anime project, to be released next year. “This is…

Summer Season Delayed to Fall

TOKYO, Japan — Representatives from animation studios including White Fox, A-1 Pictures, Production I.G., Toei Animation, Silver Link, P.A. Works, and J.C. Staff released a joint statement this week that…

Studio Ghibli Stuggles to Explain That New Film Does Not Involve Miyazaki

TOKYO, Japan — Studio Ghibli media representative Ken Atsugawa released a statement today reiterating the fact that Hayao Miyazaki was not involved in the production of its new film When…

All Other Issues Resolved, Implies CNN Report on Hentai Manga

Major American news outlet CNN has declared yesterday that America was in such a state of ideal stability that explicit cartoon images from another country are a cause for concern,…