Category Archives: Shorts

Elon Musk Tweeted so Here’s an Obligatory Article About It

Entrepreneur Elon Musk has made yet another tweet, once again demonstrating the extent of his intellect to the public. The tweet, featuring a character from the anime series Neon Genesis…

GoFundMe: Help Me Hire Someone to Step on Me and Call Me “Senpai”

We all have dreams and often those dreams require us to put our best foot forward. Although in this case I would preferably like that foot to be on top…

Man Honors Those Who Sacrificed for His Country by Avoiding Outside World and Watching Foreign Cartoons

BOSTON, MA – Aiden Matthews, 24, honored the sacrifices of past service members today by remaining indoors and watching several hours of Japanese cartoons. The gesture sent a powerful message…

Season Preview: ‘I Shaved. Then I Brought a High School Girl Home.’

Yes, officer. That’s him right over there.

Container Ship Stuck After Failed Drift Attempt

A large container ship has gotten stuck in the Suez Canal after a botched attempt at drifting. The incident occurred after the ship’s captain attempted to execute a “kansei drift”…

Life Hack: Avoid Costly College and Medical Expenses by Getting Isekai’d at Age 25

Debt collectors can’t pursue you if you are in another world. Also works great for relationship issues.

7-Eleven Reveals New Logo Design

Convenience store chain 7-Eleven has revealed a new visual redesign of its logo, marking the first major rebranding for the company in decades. 7-Eleven states that the new simplified logo…

‘Persona 5 Royal’ Coming to PC as Epic Games Store Exclusive

The enhanced rerelease of Atlus’s renowned RPG Persona 5 will be making its way to PC exclusively via the Epic Games Store. Persona 5 Royal originally launched worldwide in 2020…

Georgia Flips Blue in Surprise Top 10 Anime Betrayal

As vote counting nears conclusion in the state of Georgia, Democratic candidate Joe Biden has suddenly taken the lead over President Donald Trump. The development increases the chances of a…