Category Archives: Shorts

Tower of God Closed Due to OSHA Violations

There is not a single guard rail, fire extinguisher, or wet floor sign in the entire place. The whole thing is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Man Who Watches Every Seasonal Anime in Crisis Over How to Spend Other 160 Hours per Week

WESCOVILLE, PN — David Lansely sits in his home, dreaming of the dozens of isekai and slice-of-life series that once filled every waking hour of his life. Tears of frustration…

Buck Bumble Joins ‘Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’

What about now it’s time to rock with the biggity buck bumbleWhat about now it’s time to rock with the biggity buck bumbleBump to the bum to the bum to…

Miura Asserts That Latest ‘Berserk’ Hiatus Not Caused by COVID-19

Kentaro Miura, the mangaka behind popular series Berserk, has confirmed that all possible delays in the series’ release schedule are directly linked to COVID-19 and not to any other obstruction…

My Astolfo Figure Has Been Eyeing Me Sexually for the Past 20 Minutes

Please help, I’m really starting to feel uncomfortable…

Kim Jong-un Reportedly Still in Vegetative State

So there’s this dictator, Kim Jong-un, who does all these crazy military research projects and stuff. He calls over his vice marshal, Choe Ryong-hae, into his office. Choe enters but…

This Anime Season Brought to You by ‘RAID: Shadow Legends’

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that the current anime season in its entirety has been brought to you by RAID: Shadow Legends, an immersive free-to-play RPG…

Japanese Company Really Sorry About Bad Thing It Did

Japanese publishing company Kadokawa posted a public apology earlier today, expressing “profound regret” for doing something that upset fans. While observers are not quite sure what incidents the company could…