Category Archives: Shorts

Georgia Flips Blue in Surprise Top 10 Anime Betrayal

As vote counting nears conclusion in the state of Georgia, Democratic candidate Joe Biden has suddenly taken the lead over President Donald Trump. The development increases the chances of a…

‘Eromanga Sensei’ Author Tsukasa Fushimi Once Again Passed Over for Nobel Prize in Literature

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — The Swedish Academy awarded American poet and essayist Louise Gluck the 2020 Nobel Prize in Literature, once again snubbing Eromanga Sensei and Ore no Imouto ga Konna…

Life Hack: Upload Anime Openings onto Pornhub to Avoid Copyright Strikes

Tired of having your YouTube uploads copyright claimed, muted, or just getting removed entirely? Try using Pornhub to host your collection of anime openings. The video recommendations will probably be…

What is Your Favorite Real Japanese Anime?

We here at Anime Maru know lots about anime, which is why we’ve carefully curated a survey to ask about what your favorite anime are, and we’ll add another survey…

New WHO Guidelines Recommend Getting Punched into Orbit to Maintain Social Distancing

That tsundere probably isn’t getting any closer to you anyway, but it never hurts to be safe.

Tower of God Closed Due to OSHA Violations

There is not a single guard rail, fire extinguisher, or wet floor sign in the entire place. The whole thing is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Man Who Watches Every Seasonal Anime in Crisis Over How to Spend Other 160 Hours per Week

WESCOVILLE, PN — David Lansely sits in his home, dreaming of the dozens of isekai and slice-of-life series that once filled every waking hour of his life. Tears of frustration…

Buck Bumble Joins ‘Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’

What about now it’s time to rock with the biggity buck bumbleWhat about now it’s time to rock with the biggity buck bumbleBump to the bum to the bum to…

Miura Asserts That Latest ‘Berserk’ Hiatus Not Caused by COVID-19

Kentaro Miura, the mangaka behind popular series Berserk, has confirmed that all possible delays in the series’ release schedule are directly linked to COVID-19 and not to any other obstruction…

My Astolfo Figure Has Been Eyeing Me Sexually for the Past 20 Minutes

Please help, I’m really starting to feel uncomfortable…