Confused George Foreman Insists He is Best Grill


LAS VEGAS, NV — After reading several comments on anime message boards late last night, former professional boxer George Foreman released a statement this morning insisting that he is still the “best grill”.

“There are a lot of imitators out there,” the former two-time world heavyweight champion-turned entrepreneur stated to bemused reporters, “but there ain’t no grill like the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine!”

“Now, Nozomi [Toujou, from Love Live!] seems like a nice enough young lady, but the George Foreman grill knocks out the fat. The fat leaks out from your food and into the collecting tray, leaving all the flavor and juices,” Foreman continued.

“I don’t care what Saber, or Miku, or whatever those boats want to claim, the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine is the best grill out there!”

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