Dumbass Anime Fan Shits Pants After Attempting to Imitate JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

MIAMI — An incredibly stupid adult anime fan unleashed a hot load of feces in his pants after realizing he could have killed himself while imitating a scene from the first episode of the new JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure anime.

Ronald Spivey, 35, thought it would be a good idea to put a gun to his head and pull the trigger to see if a psychic ghost would spontaneously appear and stop the bullet from entering his skull as in the first episode of the Stardust Crusaders arc.

“I really thought it would work,” this dumbshit said. “It looked so cool in the cartoon that I thought I could do it, too. But I kinda chickened out at the last moment, so maybe my will wasn’t strong enough to form a Stand.”

Spivey loaded a bullet into a revolver and spun the cylinder with a dramatic flourish. He started to pull the trigger but began to have second thoughts just before the gun fired. However, he did not stop pulling. Tears streamed down Spivey’s eyes as he pulled the trigger, but the gun did not fire because the bullet was not in the proper chamber.

Spivey’s sigh of relief was followed a flood of shit flowing into his pants.

Spivey said that he learned a valuable lesson from his ordeal.

“Maybe next time I’ll believe more and then a ghost will actually show up and stop me from shooting myself,” that idiot said.

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