Fans Wait in Line for Hours to See Bullshit


TOYKO — Anime fans flocked to Ikebukuro over the Golden Week holidays to see a new exhibit featuring total bullshit. Despite scorching heat, fans lined up for hours and paid to see bullshit.

The exhibit featured posters and drawings from some popular anime, according to sources, which is apparently some kind of cause for excitement. Attendees also had a chance to make pointless interactions with voice actresses and engage in completely inconsequential activities that have no bearing whatsoever on their well-being.

Collectible bullshit was also on sale, and many fans were reportedly excited to spend money on the bullshit because it was not available for purchase anywhere else.

The exhibit will move to Osaka later this month, where tickets have already been sold out.

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