GoFundMe: Help Me Hire Someone to Step on Me and Call Me “Senpai”

We all have dreams and often those dreams require us to put our best foot forward. Although in this case I would preferably like that foot to be on top of me.

About the author

Sustaining on instant noodles and a wavering DSL connection, it is uncertain how Vestro has continued to survive let alone still form a cognitive thought. Regardless, he still manages to come out of his soba induced coma now and then. He can be found spending his time pretending to understand Japanese media as well as picking up the remaining shards of his broken dreams.