Horde of Fucking Losers Congregate in Nation’s Capital This Weekend

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A massive gathering of anti-social manchildren that spend all day arguing on the internet is scheduled to take place this weekend in the Washington D.C area.

Obsessed over dumb characters with weird hair, a bunch of degenerate social rejects are set to don their crappy Youjo Senki cosplay and meet up this weekend. This occasion likely marks one of the rare opportunities these cringy, rabid, and obsessive cultists actually leave their parent’s basements, as they are typically preoccupied with harassing girls on the internet and arguing on imageboards.

This event just recently moved to the nation’s capital, after gaining popularity being hosted in another nearby city. Locals unfamiliar with the peculiar culture have been bewildered by the strange behavior of participants.

“They’re just marching around the streets, dressed up all funny and screaming nonsense without any self-awareness to how ridiculous they look,” local resident Mytle Scifers, 57, tells Anime Maru.

“I thought they would grow out of that nonsense while they were still kids.”

In other news, the anime convention Otakon will also take place this weekend, just a few miles away.

About the author

Editor-in-Chief, CEO, and Fearless Leader of Anime Maru. He was trained by the North Korean People's Institute of Journalism and Media. kevo follows voice actresses on Twitter and pretends to understand their Japanese tweets. Twitter: @kevo31415