Kim Jong-un Reportedly Still in Vegetative State

So there’s this dictator, Kim Jong-un, who does all these crazy military research projects and stuff. He calls over his vice marshal, Choe Ryong-hae, into his office. Choe enters but only sees a pickle sitting on the Supreme Leader’s desk. Choe takes a screwdriver, flipping over the pickle to reveal that it is actually the Supreme Leader himself. Kim Jong-un then exclaims, “I turned myself into a pickle, Choe! I’m Pickle Kim!” Funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.

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Sustaining on instant noodles and a wavering DSL connection, it is uncertain how Vestro has continued to survive let alone still form a cognitive thought. Regardless, he still manages to come out of his soba induced coma now and then. He can be found spending his time pretending to understand Japanese media as well as picking up the remaining shards of his broken dreams.