Local Otaku In Huge Trouble for Forgetting Yazawa Nico’s Birthday


ST. PAUL, MN — While sitting on the bus on his way from work, local otaku James Kailmann suddenly realized to his terror that he has completely forgotten that today was 2D schoolgirl idol Yazawa Nico’s birthday.

“Shit I am in so much trouble,” Kailmann muttered while struggling to remember if there was a Walgreens nearby to pick up some last minute flowers or chocolate. “How could I have forgotten this special day?”

As of press time, Kailmann was practicing his apology to the newly-turned 17-year-old character, fearing that Nico will leave him for someoneĀ else.

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