ST. PAUL, MN — While sitting on the bus on his way from work, local otaku James Kailmann suddenly realized to his terror that he has completely forgotten that today was 2D schoolgirl idol Yazawa Nico’s birthday.
“Shit I am in so much trouble,” Kailmann muttered while struggling to remember if there was a Walgreens nearby to pick up some last minute flowers or chocolate. “How could I have forgotten this special day?”
As of press time, Kailmann was practicing his apology to the newly-turned 17-year-old character, fearing that Nico will leave him for someone else.
Nico a shit
You a shit
Nico totally a shit.
Nico was a big shit until s2
now she is better than Hanayo
Assuming Hanayo was ever better.
Assuming Hanayo was never a shit.
Assuming that each and every one of us is not a shit.
The entire world is shit, and each and every one of us is a shitty part of the sum of the shitty whole.
The reason I watch anime to begin with is because the anime industry does such a great job reflecting this with their shallow characters, horrible quality, and fanservice so excessive that nobody even bats an eye at impossibly massive cleavage and upskirt shots.
Nobody cares anymore because it’s just as shitty as everything else, and I think that’s beautiful.
You’re a fagget, your argument is Invalid.
maki best girl obviously
This is the best news article I have read in my life.
Local weeabo for got dem waifu birthday