Maid Cosplayer’s Room a Fucking Disaster

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DUNWOODY, GA — A series of photos uploaded to Facebook last Saturday revealed that cosplayer Jaime “Kyo-chan” Smith’s room can only be described as a fucking disaster.

The apparent filthiness and general disarray of their surroundings stood in sharp contrast to their maid cosplay, attire that generally implies the wearer is capable of performing basic domestic tasks.

Piles of pizza boxes, fast food wrappers, various dishes, energy drink cans, half-eaten boxes of Pocky, and what appeared to be a molding orange could be spotted on the floor, desk, chair, and any other visible surface in the images meant to highlight Smith’s handiwork.

Despite their extreme attention to detail when it came to their outfit, wig, make-up, and posing, Smith’s dedication to the maid persona clearly only extends as far as their appearance.

“Ready to serve you, master!” the caption for these photos read.

Smith’s friends were quick to heart react the post and comment on the quality of the cosplay, politely ignoring the chaos in every photo’s background.

At press time, Smith was found lying on top of the unwashed laundry piled on their bed. “I probably should’ve cleaned the mirror before I took these,” they commented while replying to various comments on their post.

“lol, next time!” Smith lied.

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