Man Blames Past Pokémon Experience for Crippling Hentai Addiction

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Michael Fraser, 29, claimed in a public statement earlier today that Pokémon was the main reason for his unhealthy obsession with hentai. Specifically putting blame on the character Misty, the young man stated that he felt he has been on a long road of decline ever since learning about the character in a manga from his childhood.

“It’s been nearly two decades, but images of Misty still manage to haunt my thoughts,” Fraser told our correspondent. “Thinking about it now, it was likely her that got me to this point of depravity in the first place.”

Fraser says he initially discovered Misty after a relative unwittingly gifted him a couple of manga volumes in grade school. Along with the Pokémon television series airing at the time, Fraser became enamored with the franchise, collecting the cards, playing the games, and catching new episodes each morning before school. While his interest in the franchise gradually waned over time, his memories of Misty managed to carry on into adulthood where he says they have since manifested in new, disturbing ways.

Fraser now reportedly spends almost every day looking up explicit content featuring fictional characters and going down various rabbit holes of increasingly lewd and twisted categories. He also showed off a stack of external hard drives, every single one of which he stated was filled to the brim with hentai, eroge, and questionable doujinshi.

“It’s gotten to point where I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to be truly satisfied. Where do I even go from here?” Fraser added.

Similarly, Fraser claimed that his current fetish for tomboys likely also developed from his exposure to Misty although he seemed not to be upset about it.

“Tomboys are a blessing upon this world,” Fraser elaborated as our correspondent attempted to leave. “Those who can’t see this fact are just lying to themselves. It’s as simple as that.”

When questioned about what he thought of the other Pokémon girls, Fraser appeared to get offended stating that he “had standards” before going back to Googling images of redheads in short shorts.

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