Man Builds Massive Hentai Collection Prior to UK Porn Block

LEICESTER, England – An English man has taken up a personal project attempting to archive a huge digital collection of Japanese cartoon porn at his residence. Richard Dixon, 29, began over three months ago cramming his apartment with computer storage and installing extensive network hardware in order to achieve his goal. The man stated he first started the project in preparation for upcoming legislation which would restrict websites from showing pornographic content to users in the United Kingdom.

The new law would require all pornographic websites to block UK visitors until they pass a form of “age verification”. Such verification would include providing information such as credit card details or a passport number. For those concerned with security, the UK government reassured citizens not to worry as the task of handling such an immersive database of personal information would be given to the lowest bidder from a pool of private companies.

The proposition was supposedly drafted in order to protect children from accessing pornographic content online. Once enacted, anyone in the UK, a nation whose legal age of consent is 16, would be disallowed access to online pornography if they are under the age of 18.

Dixon says the project started out small with only an external hard drive filled with hentai connected to his home computer, quickly growing as he acquired more and more data.

“It started out as a project born out of passion to be honest,” stated Dixon over the whir of a rack of computer hardware behind him. “I didn’t know how far I would be able to get, but I wanted to do what I could to preserve as much as possible.”

Dixon began crawling online communities looking for advice on how to put together such a large amount of data storage, eventually being able to acquire several server units which he filled with arrays of hard drives. He claims that he has been able to save over 200 terabytes of hentai so far. Despite the large collection, Dixon claims there is still much more work to be done.

“Just stuff labeled under the ‘trap’ tag takes up nearly half the space,” Dixon told our correspondent. “I’m hoping to double the amount of storage units by the end of this year.”

The porn blocking legislation was supposed to come into effect this month, but was delayed due to an administration error giving Dixon valuable time to continue building his collection. Dixon estimated that he would be able to get by for as long as four months when the porn block eventually is implemented, after which he stated that he would probably get a VPN or something.

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Sustaining on instant noodles and a wavering DSL connection, it is uncertain how Vestro has continued to survive let alone still form a cognitive thought. Regardless, he still manages to come out of his soba induced coma now and then. He can be found spending his time pretending to understand Japanese media as well as picking up the remaining shards of his broken dreams.