Man Honors Those Who Sacrificed for His Country by Avoiding Outside World and Watching Foreign Cartoons

BOSTON, MA – Aiden Matthews, 24, honored the sacrifices of past service members today by remaining indoors and watching several hours of Japanese cartoons. The gesture sent a powerful message about Matthews’s appreciation of the decades of struggles and hardship that led to him being able to watch videos in his pajamas at 2pm on a Monday.

The young man’s demonstration was seen as refreshingly genuine, possibly only coming second to social media posts from brand accounts in terms of sincerity.

Matthews was later reported have gotten up to microwave a cup of noodles, possibly in honor of the brave men and women who served on the front lines with only minimal rations to sustain themselves.

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Sustaining on instant noodles and a wavering DSL connection, it is uncertain how Vestro has continued to survive let alone still form a cognitive thought. Regardless, he still manages to come out of his soba induced coma now and then. He can be found spending his time pretending to understand Japanese media as well as picking up the remaining shards of his broken dreams.