In the World Wide Developers Conference (WWDC) 2017, otaku around the world felt a close kinship with the $750 billion tech giant.
- Apple revealed its clear support for anime and endorsement of Crunchyroll, prompting its stock to soar due to the support of investment banker closet weebs.
- Apple also made some headway into realizing Sword Art Online through ARKit, consequently dropping the company’s stock price after many of the closet weebs quickly abruptly sold their shares.
- The iMac received a significant upgrade, with more CPU and GPU computing power than ever before, specifically targeting graphics. General analysts say that this is Apple’s attempt to bankrupt the Japanese animation industry into producing CGI-only anime, but Anime Maru analysts concluded after much research that this is a benign attempt improve animation labor standards at the cost of several months’ salary and living expenses.
- Decision to include a crunchy roll sushi in the midst of vastly inferior live action based channels only makes anime’s greatness stand out more.