NRA Adopts Tedeza Rize as Official Mascot


Rize demonstrates her Constitutional right to bear arms to defend herself from intruding moeblobs.

FAIRFAX, VA — The National Rifle Association unveiled a new mascot this week: Tedeza Rize from the currently-airing anime Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?. 

In a statement to Anime Maru, NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre stated that the Rabbit House Cafe employee “embodies the freedoms that our forefathers imagined in this country.” LaPierre admitted he started watching Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka? after becoming frustrated with the depiction of guns in Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure: Stardust Crusaders.

“Rize’s fearless assertion of her right to carry a deadly weapon at all times is the spirit of determination, courage, and moe that Patrick Henry imagined in 1787,” LaPierre continued.


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