PARIS, TX — Last week, 28-year-old anime fan Learmont Irons reevaluated his life upon finding out that his current “anime of the season” was originally porn. Reports indicate that Irons was browsing the franchise’s Wikipedia page when he discovered the horrifying truth. While struggling to cope with this revelation, Irons barricaded himself in his room. Eyewitness accounts state that he refused to come out until “Nasu took back what he did”.
Kinoko Nasu has been unavailable for comment since the incident.
When questioned about his reaction, Irons had this to say, “When I first started watching [Fate/Stay Night] Unlimited Blade Works I expected the girls to be pure maidens. Imagine my shock when I found lewd images of my favorite character. It’s one thing if it’s fan art, but the fact that it was official ruined my image of Tohsaka Rin. I felt betrayed.”
When asked about other characters such as Saber and Sakura, Irons said he had no problem with that. He explained that since neither Saber nor Sakura were his waifu then he could “care less about those sluts and their H scenes in the visual novel.”
Anime expert and Type-Moon enthusiast, Howard Ludo shared his thoughts on the matter, “It’s these dirty secondaries. They think that they can waltz right in here without reading fifty hours of scrolling text. [Irons] wouldn’t have been surprised if he had read the fucking visual novel.”
There are similar reports involving such beloved series as Little Busters, Utawarerumono and Yosuga no Sora. Fans seem to be uncomfortable with the fact that their favorite anime was originally fap fodder for lonely Japanese men. This has baffled researchers.
“During this difficult time of betrayal I am confiding in the anime whose authentic, pure, and heartfelt love story made me fall in love with the medium: Kanon,” reads a note left by Irons.
As of press time, Irons is still barricaded in his room. According to his MyAnimeList account, Irons is still keeping up with the series despite the setbacks.
Fucking secondaries.
This article is amazing.
Read the fucking VN.
This is making me cringe so hard
OMG PEOPLE YOU GUY ARE DUMB AS FUCK
but EVERYONE knows Fate Stay was from an eroge? and as a girl, i still appreciate the awesome series that Fate Zero and Unlimited Blade Works is. i just take it as a ‘clean’ version without the H scenes? which is okay??? they’re still awesome characters? i mean how shallow are you to barricade yourself in your room just over this? get over yourself man.
Point is: Everyone makes sex in real life, what’s the problem with a sex scene on a novel?
agree
i’m agree
i have played many eroge(Visual novel) before anime releases
Grisaia,11eyes,koi to senkyo to chocolate..etc
completely agreed
Well… Nasu’s sex scenes are horribly written (or at least horribly translated) and really don’t add anything to the story except fapping material. Either way, UBW only has 1 sex scene in the whole route so I wouldn’t say it’s that big of a deal.
All ero material is designed to be fap material ^_~
Fap to Katawa Shoujo’s H-scenes, I dare you.
LoL
I might be ashamed if a fangirl (who will fangirling over GARcher) says this to me.
ITT: People don’t know what Satire is.
Well, he’s a F****** casual for not reading some shit Type Moon Wrote. Bad for him to believe in something Japan made….
“Yosuga no Sora” You wot ?
Even the anime have sex scenes.
bullsheet
Tohsaka pleases old man for money.
Sakura a wormslut.
Saber Best Grill.
My man. 🙂 Saber always best grill. 🙂
can u explain to me why everyone saying “Tohsaka pleases old man for money” ? @__@
Saber changes side when she doesn’t get Shirou’s D
(UBW = Caster’s Servant and HF = Saber Alter
Saber a Cuck and fucks pigs
Sakura a wormslut and worst girl
Tohsaka pleases old men with her anus
Archer is Shirou
Shirou is the red man
Ilya 2nd best girl
Rape the maids
hoo.. i’ve understand why you call sakura wormslut now after read in MAL :3
btw i want to see her rape scene tough.. *ehhh
Im not sure if this is a legit article or satrical but the guys gonna kill himself once he realizes Kanon is also an Eroge
Lol i’ve just watched the series. Kanon 2002 or 2006, right? I didn’t know there was a porn version of that one 😛 more fun for me! xD
lols…the moment u decide a 2D chara is ur waifu, its as good as saying ur waifu is a slut. Japan will ensure it. 100% seal of guarantee slut on every girl every created.
its a good thing he wont be passing on his genes….
Lol.
Because people who call themselves “otaku” clearly don’t understand what an otaku is… They just think it is another trendy term like “YOLO” or “SWAG”.
Guess he was shocked rin got some of shirous unlimited bladeworks hue
Can’t tell if you’re trying to make a sex joke or not. (Insert Lenny Face)
Fun Fact: Many Artists who went on to do Manga & Anime started out doing erotic art & stories. (For Example The Creator of Hellsing, Kouta Hirano was a Hentai Artist and most of his characters were from Oneshot stories of his previous works before he legitimize himself and put them all in Hellsing in such a way that it made sense.)
Wut dafuq does he expect it’s made by a bunch of pathetic fishface pervs, all type-moon is shit all anime is shit except for monster, gunnm and LOGH. fuck off plebs
“LOGH” lol’d so hard…good joken…
srsly, this is real? I find hard to believe…and thanks to that…im laughin like an idiot for hours on this article….LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Amazing just amazing lel.
You know this is a mostly likely a lie right I’m from paris tx and Ive never seen or heard of that guy and Paris is a pretty small town xD
Don’t worry in 2 more years he gain wizard status
Was there even enough room under his rock for his waifu to begin with? xD
Hahahahaha…
well fate stay night is a eroge but it just a matter on how you look at the story for me it is just a part and i like how it turn out and in my opinion this girls is not a slut
how did you call yourself a fan without knowing the origin…. thats why weeb is annoying.
he calls himself an Otaku without knowing any Origin of an Anime…
LOL I love this article.
correct me if i’m wrong. is Little busters! included too? I think the only version that include 18+ scene is LB!EX ( the Visual novel one ) aside of that I think it’s all age.
Yes, you’re right. And the first edition of Kanon, AIR are also R18 galgame with no voice actresses. On the other hand Clannad, Rewrite and future Angel Beats! VNs are for all ages.
Don’t let them find out the truth behind Drammatical Murder
ahahaha, DRAMAtical Murder is a BL Visual Novel, though.
i see some graphic from fate stay night game also few of them are eroge
what is difference between eroge and hentai?
Eroge means Erotic Game subgenre of Galge(Girl Games) also called which are at the core Dating Sims but most are under the classification of VN(Visual Novels)
hentai the word is comes from the japanese word for strange pronounced “hen” normally used to define perverts (hentai) also used to separate animated erotica compared to regular anime.
True… I don’t agree with every Visual Novels to be classified as “Eroge” or “Porn” materials…. Few doesn’t even have H-Scene and Most Put it as last focus of the routes… Visual Novel is a Fantastic form of entertainment and It’s NOT a Porn.
To elaborate further from previous comment. No Japanese will refer to erotic material as hentai, hentai is a noun/adjective that is reserved for deviant/perverted people, not the material. Outside Japan however, the term has somehow expanded into umbrella term for any Japanese origin erotica that does not feature live action.
For example:
porn game – eroge (erotic game)
live porn – A.V. (adult video)
anime porn – ero anime
porn manga – ero manga
porn magazine/book – ero hon (hon = book)
I’m sorry, you felt betrayed? because of the “supposed” horrifying truth that Fate/Stay Night was originally porn? Hey dumbfuck, I’m sorry but you can’t call yourself a true fan of something if you don’t know its origins. The original Visual Novel was released 10 years ago. 10 fucking years ago. That’s how long it has been established that F/SN was originally porn. And you felt “betrayed”? get the fk out of here. you can’t call yourself a fan if you can’t accept that truth.
get a life dude
I really hope these comments are just playing along and not actually taking this article seriously…
It seems to be a mix of both, but I’m enjoying reading every one of them.
It’s originally an eroge. Deal with it….
Why should we really care? If you enjoy the anime just ignoe the orgins.
Somebody got NTR’d big time!
This was like Santa Claus and a Tooth Fairy, in Adul…. I mean Otaku version
can anyone explain to me why u guys mention “Tohsaka pleases old man for money” ? @__@
>using Facebook to comment on an anime website
>spouting /a/ memes under your real name
>letting people on Facebook see that you comment on anime websites
>having an anime profile picture
>allowing real people to know that you like anime
>being on Facebook in the first place
Plebeians, the lot of you.
Filthy Casuals
Kanon was originally an eroge too.
Clannad too.
I’m sorry, but Clannad is not an Eroge, it doesn’t have any H-Scene inserted in it. I’ve finished Kyou and Tomoyo route for self proving. One of the spin-off sequel though, “Tomoyo After” is a VN with H-Scene.
*lol* Funny piece, though no doubt, there is someone in the world who’s made Rin/Saber/Sakura their “waifu” and don’t want to see them sullied.
The funny thing about Fate/stay night is that while the original visual novel had the ero elements (ah, the need for a mana transfer 😉 ), it is the story which took it to the popular level it is today. The fact that Type-Moon has linked multiple franchises in the same universe doesn’t hurt either for hardcore fans.
In the Deen adaptation, the ero moment between Saber and Shirou was pretty laughable. I do wonder how ufotable will address that.
Remembering that Scene from DEEN… *Snicker A dragon… they left a F**king 3D dragon in that… Who give them that Idea i don’t know… Ufotable though… I hope will go brave and left it uncensored… like they did in Kara no Kyokai’s 3rd movie… It’s something that happen and we shouldn’t face our face away from it. :I… (Though I admit I’ll face away in Illya’s Scene… oh God
I laugh out hard hard by how this article write joke Seriously like a News from a proper News source… :D….
BTW… There’s a lot of “Clean” version of every successful Visual Novel that doesn’t have the H-Scene at all, usually released for consoles and portables… or are you people so Naive that you don’t think Sex isn’t part of Love? If so… I won’t say anything more….
Nigga dont reade please consider the fact
I LOL’d
I’m LOL’ling
I’ll LOL at this for teh rest of my laifu
X’DDD
That’s what he gets for watching shit shows and having a shit waifu
i don’t think this is real…
http://a.pomf.se/zjnklw.webm here you go.
Hope he never reads a Kanon wiki XD
Why they even called themselves an Otaku? they didn’t even know the what they’re watching from…
Fate/Stay Night is from Ero Visual Novel and that’s really really old news…
Yea cuz of course animu girl shouldn’t have sex because reasons…
and sex is a bad thing for girls to have, is a no no.
If it exists, there’s porn of it, whether it started out as porn or not.
LOL! Devastated because his favorite anime is porn? How pathetic! It seems that I am more “flexible” otaku. Right now, I’m collecting eroges. It doesn’t matter where or what is its genre, as long as I like it, I would watch it and saves it to my harddrive.
Okay people, i’ll give you a list of animes adapted from eroges (I prefer calling them with their generic names rather than porn). Here it is – http://tsukuru.info/fuck.html
https://archive.is/1QSpA
The anime Community is dead to me! Long live the king!
“During this difficult time of betrayal I am confiding in the anime whose authentic, pure, and heartfelt love story made me fall in love with the medium: Kanon,” reads a note left by Irons.
Anyone has any urge, like me, to tell him that “Kanon” is also an eroge? You know, the push him out of his sanity, and let gravity does the rest?
Visualise the sequence of events that would lead to the text you have just read being produced and written in this way.
Makes me wonder how he managed to dedicate himself to Fate Stay Night until he was that obsessed with it without finding out it was a eroge, a common fact that you can find anywhere. Oh well, for his next anime series I recommend School Days.
lol what a fuckin child, I’d recommend this dude a heavy dose of “Man The Fuck Up”