Americans Spending Stimulus Money on Food, Bills, Mobile Games

The United States government has sent relief payments to more than 80 million Americans this week as a way to ease the financial hardships brought upon by the deadly COVID-19…

Anime Studio Mistakenly Licenses Same Isekai Light Novel Twice, Pretends it is Two Different Series

TOKYO, Japan — A famous anime studio has mistakenly licensed the same isekai light novel twice and has decided to just pretend it is two different series, according to a…

Seele Cancels Third Impact in Wake of COVID-19 Outbreak

TOKYO-3, Japan — The current COVID-19 outbreak has led to the cancellation of hundreds of events across the world, from major league sports to anime conventions. Thus is it came…

Guy From ‘Yesterday wo Utatte’ Literally Just You, Study Reveals

A study published in the Journal of Modern Visual Culture has found solid evidence indicating that Rikuo Uozumi, the main character from Yesterday wo Utatte, is actually just literally you….

Japan to Offer Magical Girl Bailout

TOKYO, Japan — With the coronavirus pandemic creating hardship for people across the world, the government of Japan has announced that it will bail out all magical girls, according to…

CDC Recommends Wearing Anime Shirts to Socially Distance Others Away From You

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has released new guidelines this week now recommending wearing anime shirts in public to help keep others away. The advice compliments previous social…

Harem Anime Protagonist Shocked to Find so Few Potential Love Interests in Dating Sim

OKAYAMA, Japan — Kodaka Saito, a harem anime protagonist, was shocked and disappointed at the number of potential love interests in a dating sim he has started playing, according to…

Isekai World Reports 6 New Cases of COVID-19

The Coronavirus, an infectious disease which surfaced in a wet market in Wuhan, China late last year, has since spread to 171+ countries, hundreds of thousands of people, and now…

Op-Ed: ‘Koisuru Asteroid’ is Yet Another Example of the Round Earth Lie

Ryan FletcherFlat Earther When I watch anime, I am usually looking for an escape from all the fake news and cover-ups that surround our society every day. I was intrigued…

Man Hopes Frequent Nosebleeds Just Due to Sexy Anime Girls

DICKINSON, ND — Jason David, self professed otaku, has announced to the world that he hopes his frequent severe nosebleeds are only due to all the sexy anime girls he…