MONTREAL, Canada — The World Anti-Doping Agency announced yesterday that shounen sports anime Yowamushi Pedal has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. In a test administered shortly after the airing of its…

TOKYO, Japan — In a recent interview with Anime Maru, the characters of the currently airing anime Ping Pong stated that they spend hours getting their makeup done every day….

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a controversial decision, the Senate has approved a bill calling for the ban of all superpowers in sporting events. “The American people have been clamoring for…

LONDON, England — After naming his 23-man squad and 7 players on standby for the World Cup in Brazil, England manager Roy Hodgson admitted his selection of anime on the…

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — General Mills, the Golden Valley, MN-based manufacturer of food products, has shaken up the processed foods industry by announcing the immediate spin-off of its Nature Valley brand…

TACOMA, WA — Washington native and anime fan Darren Pritcher surrendered to authorities late Sunday afternoon to face a 30-count federal indictment that include charges of falsely reporting completed anime on…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Animation studio SHAFT has announced earlier today that they intend to bid for ownership of the Los Angeles Clippers if the team becomes available for sale….

TOYKO — Anime fans flocked to Ikebukuro over the Golden Week holidays to see a new exhibit featuring total bullshit. Despite scorching heat, fans lined up for hours and paid to see bullshit….

NEW YORK — Multinational entertainment powerhouse 21st Century Fox announced today the acquisition of the anime series The Irregular at Magic High School with plans to edit it for theatrical…

TOKYO, Japan — Author Urobuchi Gen has announced his retirement earlier this week after reading messages on social media that criticized his writing. Sources state that the 42-year-old was visibly…