‘Dame Tu Cosita’ to Guest Perform with Hatsune Miku in Mexico

Crypton Future Media officially announced that Dame Tu Cosita will be guest performing with virtual pop star Hatsune Miku in Mexico this upcoming month. Dame Tu Cosita will serve as…

Local Man Excited for Upcoming Magical Girl Anime ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo’

EMPORIA, KS — After months of speculation, anime fans rejoiced over official news that part 5 of Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure will be given a full anime adaptation this October. But for one…

Kodokawa Releases Official ‘Kemono Friends’ T-Pose Serval Figure

Media company Kadokawa has revealed that it will be releasing a limited edition T-pose figure of the character Serval from the hit anime Kemono Friends. The series, which finished airing…

Sub Purist Resorts to Dubbing FLCL Progressive in Japanese Himself

GRAND FORKS, ND — FLCL Progressive is currently airing on Toonami with an English dub. Shaken by the news that the Japanese dub will not premiere in Japan until September, hardline…

Love Live Determined to be Superior to Idolmaster Thanks to Weiß Schwarz

SILVER SPRING, MD — The war between Idolmaster and Love Live has finally ended this week after a heated game of Weiß Schwarz, a Japanese trading card game with card sets featuring…

Console War Rivals Settle Differences Over Shared Love for Thighs

TOKYO, JAPAN — The three major game console manufacturers — Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft — announced today that they had settled their differences and agreed to all coexist within the marketplace after…

Man Attempts Time Travel in Order to Bang Ancient Heroes

NEWARK, NJ — A local man has been found to have been funneling nearly into all of his income into a project that will attempt to send him back in…

Japan Adds Cheering Someone On to National Emergency Plan

TOKYO, Japan — The Japanese Minister of Disaster Management Yasafumi Aso confirmed in an official announcement today that the act of cheering someone on has been added to the nation’s…

Long Awaited Arby’s OVA Series Announced

SANDY SPRINGS, GA — After months of speculation, leaks, and cross-promotions, American fast food giant Arby’s have confirmed that they will be funding a 4-episode OVA anime series based on…

Trump Cancels U.S.-North Korea Summit, Demands No Items Final Destination

President Trump called off the U.S.-North Korea summit scheduled for this Tuesday in Singapore over a disagreement on the meeting conditions. The President declared the summit to be unfair to…