Kaiju Gather Outside Tokyo to Protest Lockdown Orders
TOKYO, Japan – Dozens of kaiju gathered along Tokyo Bay this afternoon to protest the ongoing lockdown of the city in wake of the COVID-19 pandemic. A state of emergency…
‘My Coronavirus Can’t Be This Cute’ Anime Added to Summer Schedule
TOKYO, Japan — A press release has been sent to major anime news outlets revealing that AIC will be producing the series My Coronavirus Can’t Be This Cute for the…
Kingdom Says it’s Ready to Start Reopening Titan-Infested Outer Districts
The central government announced today that it would be lifting prior quarantine orders and begin allowing citizens to return to the outer districts. The statement comes one month after titans…
Americans Spending Stimulus Money on Food, Bills, Mobile Games
The United States government has sent relief payments to more than 80 million Americans this week as a way to ease the financial hardships brought upon by the deadly COVID-19…
Anime Studio Mistakenly Licenses Same Isekai Light Novel Twice, Pretends it is Two Different Series
TOKYO, Japan — A famous anime studio has mistakenly licensed the same isekai light novel twice and has decided to just pretend it is two different series, according to a…
Seele Cancels Third Impact in Wake of COVID-19 Outbreak
TOKYO-3, Japan — The current COVID-19 outbreak has led to the cancellation of hundreds of events across the world, from major league sports to anime conventions. Thus is it came…
Guy From ‘Yesterday wo Utatte’ Literally Just You, Study Reveals
A study published in the Journal of Modern Visual Culture has found solid evidence indicating that Rikuo Uozumi, the main character from Yesterday wo Utatte, is actually just literally you….
Japan to Offer Magical Girl Bailout
TOKYO, Japan — With the coronavirus pandemic creating hardship for people across the world, the government of Japan has announced that it will bail out all magical girls, according to…
CDC Recommends Wearing Anime Shirts to Socially Distance Others Away From You
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has released new guidelines this week now recommending wearing anime shirts in public to help keep others away. The advice compliments previous social…
Harem Anime Protagonist Shocked to Find so Few Potential Love Interests in Dating Sim
OKAYAMA, Japan — Kodaka Saito, a harem anime protagonist, was shocked and disappointed at the number of potential love interests in a dating sim he has started playing, according to…
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