COVID Vaccine Shortage Caused by Huge Virtual YouTuber Population

New data released on Tuesday suggests that Pfizer’s two-dose coronavirus vaccine is effective even after the first dose, but supplies are running low. Pfizer has reported to the CDC that…

Many Find $600 Stimulus Not Enough to Buy Essential Weeb Shit

As $600 stimulus relief checks began making their way into the hands of US citizens this week, concerns are growing that the amount is simply not enough to cover essential…

Area Man Can’t Remember Title of Hentai Video Deleted From Pornhub

GREENVILLE, NC – Tragedy struck today as Scott Burks, 25, fruitlessly attempted to find a hentai video he had watched just last week on Pornhub. Burks reportedly spent several hours…

Man Assembles High-End Gaming PC, Plays Visual Novels and Minecraft

FAIRFAX, VA – Ryan Pennell, 27, finally completed the build of his brand new gaming PC this week, according to local reports. Pennell had been planning the assembly of the…

Event Report: A Weekend at Anime Dallas

It has been a long time since I attended an anime convention or large public gathering of any kind. Over the past few months I just never saw the opportunity…

Local Business Sees Tofu Deliveries Up Due to Pandemic

GUNMA, Japan – While the coronavirus pandemic continues to harm traditional sit-down restaurants and other local business, not all has been doom and gloom with delivery services having seen a…

Nintendo Requests That Fans Stop Giving Them Free Promotion

Nintendo released an official statement earlier today asking fans to refrain from giving the company free promotion by showcasing their games online, creating derivative fan works, or running any sort…

Boeing Repurposes 737 Max for One Way Isekai Flights

Boeing’s 737 Max jetliner was cleared by the Federal Aviation Administration on Wednesday to resume passenger flights. The plane was grounded last year after two crashes and numerous technical issues…

Tucker Carlson Claims His Uncle Works at Nintendo, Switch 2 Exists

Fox not technically News presenter, Tucker Carlson, made new emerging claims on his program last night stating that his uncle “works at Nintendo” and that he has seen evidence of…

Australia Bans Import of Hentai, Finds Government Fucks Enough People Already

Prime Minister Scott Morrison demonstrates to parliament that Australians don’t need onaholes as they already get fucked over every single day. Australian customs has begun to reject pornographic hentai and…