Ahegao Shirt Not Helping Man’s Online Dating Profile
CITRUS HEIGHTS, CA – An area man’s failed attempt at ironic humor once again reportedly prevented him from finding a romantic companion. Max Denkers, 23, had selected a photograph of…
‘Code Vein’ Player Still in Character Customization After 10 Hours In-Game
FLORISSANT, MO — Local student David Ng, 20, is reportedly still customizing his character more than 10 hours into his first playthrough of Code Vein. The action role-playing game from…
Hollywood to Create Live-Action Remake of ‘lofi hip hop radio – beats to relax/study to’
Sony Pictures has announced earlier today that a Hollywood live-action adaptation of “lofi hip hop radio – beats to relax/study to” has been green-lit. The popular YouTube music stream has…
Loot Crate to Rebrand its Boxes as “Surprise Mechanics”
Monthly subscription box service Loot Crate stated that company operations would be undergoing changes following its acquisition by licensed collectibles company NECA Inc. Loot Crate encountered financial issues earlier in…
NASA to Collaborate with Studio Trigger on Space Travel
NASA announced earlier this week that it has finalized an agreement with animation studio Trigger to begin collaboration on plans for future missions into space. The announcement marks the first…
Diverted Spirit Airlines Flight Ends Up in Another World
A Spirit Airlines flight encountered unexpected trouble this weekend when a change to its flight path led the plane to land within another world. The aircraft was initially on its…
Food Left on Counter Since 2015 Ages Almost as Badly as ‘Food Wars!’
BUFORD, GA — A lone bowl of what was once instant ramen sits forgotten on a kitchen counter. Cobwebs anchor it down but do nothing to contain the smell of…
Report: Average Anime Protagonist Doesn’t Have the Ability to Read
A recent study conducted by the National Graduate Institute for Policy Studies has found that anime protagonists significantly under-perform academically compared to their peers, with many being unable to even…
Land Speed Record Broken by Eurobeat Powered Hatchback
The fastest speed ever recorded over land was beaten earlier today by a vehicle reportedly propelled by the power of Eurobeat. The record setting vehicle, a modified Toyota hatchback, was…
Modest Anime Fan Politely Calls Show ‘Watashi no Hero Academia’
WILSON, NC — Hoping not to come off as too casual or direct in a formal setting, local student Derek Finnegan has referred to the popular superhero action franchise as…
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