New Anime Season to Feature ‘Zoom Academia’

Studio Trigger has announced the series Zoom Academia for the summer anime season according to a press release. The series will focus on the wacky hijinks and romance in a…

HIDIVE to End Streaming Service, Move to Facebook

To the surprise of its subscribers, HIDIVE has announced that it plans to completely shut down its anime streaming service within a month. HIDIVE’s current catalog of shows and its…

Coronavirus Blamed for Cancellation of ‘Haruhi’ Season 3

TOKYO, Japan — Animation studio Satelight has announced that the third season of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya has been cancelled due to the coronavirus outbreak, according to a recent…

‘My Next Life in 2020: All Routes Lead to Doom!’ Series Arriving Later This Year

Studio Silver Link has announced that a new anime series titled My Next Life in 2020: All Routes Lead to Doom! will be premiering later this year. The story revolves…

‘Domino’s App feat. Hatsune Miku’ Coming to Nintendo Switch

Domino’s Pizza Japan and Crypton Future Media have revealed that Domino’s App feat. Hatsune Miku will soon be coming to Nintendo Switch as a downloadable title. The original app was…

2020 Continues Trend of Decline with Announcement of ‘Eromanga Sensei’ Season 2

Aniplex and A-1 Pictures have announced that a second season of the series Eromanga Sensei in the works. The new episodes are expected to air during the fall 2020 season…

Homeless Man Consumes ‘Gal and Dinosaur’ Straight From the Trash

Homeless man Noah House, having fallen on some hard times and feeling hungry, decided to resort to checking the seasonal anime scraps of spring 2020 for sustenance. A staggering amount…

Joe Biden Vows to Defeat Other World Line Self

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden expressed in an interview earlier today that he was prepared to defeat his other self in the upcoming election. “I’m prepared to say that I…

Legendary Hero Transported to Horrible Reality Full of Police Brutality and Incurable Disease

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Legendary hero Edward Higurashi has found himself transported to another world, according to local media reports. This hellish new reality reportedly has high income inequality, police that…

You Haven’t Made a Dent in Your Backlog, Latest Report Indicates

You have yet to make any significant progress on your anime backlog, according to a report released this week. Various independent sources have confirmed that despite having overall less obligations…