Far-Fetched Justifications Now Required to Access Anime Piracy Sites

Popular anime torrent and streaming sites have implemented new features earlier this week which require all users to type at least one paragraph explaining why they are morally justified in…

Young Local Heroes Save the Day, Flood Entire City

TOKYO, Japan – A young couple has displayed a courageous act of heroism, according to reports, by demonstrating to the public the beautiful and resilient power of love, managing only…

Upcoming Anime ‘Anime Reviewers’ Preemptively Cancelled

TV Toyko announced earlier this week that the upcoming manga adaptation Anime Reviewers, set to debut later this spring, will no longer air on the network. This announcement comes on…

Magical Girl Recruitment Down Due to Anti-Magical Girl Anime Propaganda

TOKYO, Japan — Magical girl recruitment is down across Japan, according to a recent press release from the Magical Girl Recruitment Trade Association. The cause that is being blamed by…

Anime Maru’s Visual Guide to Both Coronavirus and ‘Interspecies Reviewers’

Keeping up with news can be a real slog, especially when all the talk seems to be about either the Wuhan coronavirus or Interspecies Reviewers. We here at Anime Maru…

Local Man Review Bombs ‘Fate/’ Anime Score Over Waifu Mistreatment

According to users of the popular website MyAnimeList, the review score of the popular Fate/Grand Order – Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia had dived nearly five points across a period of…

Doujin Enthusiast Really Hoping Not to be Searched by Airport Security

LOS ANGELES, CA – David Hensley, 25, was met with an overwhelming feeling of anxiety this afternoon as he waited in the Customs and Immigration line after his return flight…

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Move Out of Mom’s Basement

VANCOUVER ISLAND, Canada — Prince Harry and Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, have announced earlier this month that they intend to move out of their mother’s basement and live their…

Most Experienced Candidate for Demon Lord Passed Over for Human Teen

DEMON KINGDOM, Underworld — Soulcrusher Smith, widely considered to be the best candidate to become the new Demon Lord, has been passed over for the role, according to a news…

In Likely App Error, ‘Attack on Titan’ Wins New Hampshire Primary, Crunchyroll Awards Won by Bernie Sanders

CONCORD, NH — In a surprise upset, Attack on Titan has been declared the winner of the New Hampshire Democratic Primary. In equally shocking results, Bernie Sanders has won the…