Otaku Tragically Shipwrecked on Island Without Anime Girls

Hank Robinson has been shipwrecked on an island that tragically contains no anime girls, according to a note found in a bottle on a beach in Honolulu, Hawaii. “When I…

Aqours Press Interview at Anime Expo 2019

Once again, Aqours from the anime Love Live! Sunshine!! was a headline musical act at Anime Expo in Los Angeles. Thanks to the folks at Bandai Namco Arts, this year kevo and onepunchmeme were able to attend an exclusive press conference featuring Aqours members and Love Live! Sunshine!! seiyuu Inami Anju, Suzuki Aina, and Takatsuki Kanako. Below, kevo will share his experiences and highlight some of the questions that were answered.

America Resolves Not to Watch This Oda Nobunaga Anime Either

In a joint statement today, the entire American population announced their intention to ignore Kochouki: Wakaki Nobunaga, the latest anime adaptation starring Japanese historical figure Oda Nobunaga, just as they…

Man Sure He Will Finish That Anime From Last Season

TROY, NY – Marcus Whitman announced today on Facebook that he will definitely be finishing that anime from last season despite the new season being well under way. “Yeah, you…

Sad Panda Passes Away in Captivity at Age of 9

ROTTERDAM, Netherlands – The Rotterdam Zoo regretted to inform the public that their featured panda passed away earlier today at the age of 9. More commonly know by visitors as…

French Military Seeks Inspiration From Isekai for Creation of Flying Soldiers

The French military has begun preparing for what could be the future of warfare. First seen at the Bastille Day parade, a man armed with a rifle demonstrated to the…

Insightful Anime Discussions Found in Pornhub Comments Section

Despite living in a world more connected than ever before and having access to countless forums, social media outlets, and instant messaging services, meaningful discussion of anime has long been…

Man Builds Massive Hentai Collection Prior to UK Porn Block

LEICESTER, England – An English man has taken up a personal project attempting to archive a huge digital collection of Japanese cartoon porn at his residence. Richard Dixon, 29, began…

Top 5 Shounen Protagonist Yells

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AKB48 to Include “Bath Water” Tasting Notes on All Idol Profiles

One of Japan’s biggest and most enduring idol groups, AKB48, has announced today they will be updating all of their active idols’ biographic information to include a descriptor of what…