European Union Article 13 Revealed to Be Secret Plot to Destroy Isekai Genre

Widespread hysteria swept the internet last month following the advancement of the European Union’s controversial “copyright directive” legislation. While the legislation has been dubbed a “meme ban,” EU insiders have…

Nintendo Announces Mobile Game Based on Genderbent Villains

TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo have shocked the video game industry today by announcing that their next major release will be a mobile game based off genderbent representations of leading Nintendo villains…

Op-Ed: I Celebrate Umineko Day by Wondering What the Story Was Even About

Ted Harris Telemarketer and an amateur detective As October rolls in, the changing seasons once again force me to remember a tragedy I’d rather forget. But alas, on the 4th…

Underground Fight Club Uncovered at Local Theater School

LOS ANGELES, CA – Authorities have discovered an underground fight club operation in a Los Angeles area theater school this week, where orchestrated fights have been secretly ongoing for several…

Millions of Anime Fans Relieved That More Anime is Coming

Anime fans around the world breathed a sigh of relief earlier this week when it was announced that a new season of anime is set to start this fall. At…

Brett Kavanaugh Releases Anime List to Prove He Was a Virgin in High School

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At today’s Senate Judiciary hearing, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh provided surprising new evidence against the sexual assault claims against him by making his anime list public….

International Investigation to be Launched into Japan’s Widespread Mangaka Abuse

LONDON, England — Amnesty International has announced today that they will be partnering with the International Olympic Committee to launch an in-depth probe into Japan’s manga industry, citing concerning trends of…

Philips Announces the CD-i Classic Mini Game Console

Major technology conglomerate Philips announced that they will be re-entering the video game space with the launch of the their own retro game console. Set for release later this year,…

Op-Ed: ‘Darling in the Franxx’ is Literally ‘Guilty Crown’ and You Idiots Fell for It

  Atsushi Nishigori Director, Darling in the Franxx During the weeks leading up to Darling in the Franxx‘s premiere, I couldn’t help but notice all of the positive attention and…

Sanrio Acquires License to Bongo Cat

SHINGAWA, TOKYO, Japan – Sanrio is world famous for its Hello Kitty brand, which has gone on to be one of the most recognizable and prolific brands of all time following…