Man Sure He Will Finish That Anime From Last Season
TROY, NY – Marcus Whitman announced today on Facebook that he will definitely be finishing that anime from last season despite the new season being well under way. “Yeah, you…
Sad Panda Passes Away in Captivity at Age of 9
ROTTERDAM, Netherlands – The Rotterdam Zoo regretted to inform the public that their featured panda passed away earlier today at the age of 9. More commonly know by visitors as…
French Military Seeks Inspiration From Isekai for Creation of Flying Soldiers
The French military has begun preparing for what could be the future of warfare. First seen at the Bastille Day parade, a man armed with a rifle demonstrated to the…
Insightful Anime Discussions Found in Pornhub Comments Section
Despite living in a world more connected than ever before and having access to countless forums, social media outlets, and instant messaging services, meaningful discussion of anime has long been…
Man Builds Massive Hentai Collection Prior to UK Porn Block
LEICESTER, England – An English man has taken up a personal project attempting to archive a huge digital collection of Japanese cartoon porn at his residence. Richard Dixon, 29, began…
Top 5 Shounen Protagonist Yells
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AKB48 to Include “Bath Water” Tasting Notes on All Idol Profiles
One of Japan’s biggest and most enduring idol groups, AKB48, has announced today they will be updating all of their active idols’ biographic information to include a descriptor of what…
Joe Biden Uses ‘Little Witch Academia’ Meme to Reassure Supporters
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Following in the footsteps of fellow Democratic candidate Marianne Williamson, former Vice President Joe Biden has released on Facebook a Little Witch Academia meme to reassure potential…
The One Piece Found in Mystery Box at Anime Expo
LOS ANGELES, CA – In a surprising turn of events at Anime Expo today, attendee Nate Thompson has reportedly opened a mystery box and found the legendary One Piece. The…
Report: Everybody at Anime Expo But You
LOS ANGELES, CA — Anime Expo began today, and AX officials have already determined their attendance numbers: Everyone but you, the reader of this article. “Anime Expo has been growing…
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