Netflix Releases Half of the Hostages

Early this morning, Netflix announced that they were releasing half of the musical duo Carole and Tuesday, which they have held hostage for since April 2019. After being confined for…

Hideaki Anno to Direct ‘Shin Pretty Cure’ Film

Fresh from the announcement of his return to directing live-action films with the upcoming Shin Ultraman, it was today announced that Evangelion Creator/Director/Guy who got out of Gainax before it…

Jaded Anime Fan Only Goes to Japan for Family Mart Chicken Nowadays

TOKYO, Japan — Randall Taylor can be found squatting outside a convenience store a short walk from Yoyogi Station, eating in silence and staring out into the rainy night. For…

Funko Releases Terrible Pop Figure of That Thing You Like

In response to absolutely no one, Funko, a major manufacturer of licensed collectibles, announced today the launch of a new release in their Pop figure line of that one thing…

Florida Man Blocks Traffic Attempting to Get “Isekaied”

TAMPA, FL — A man in Florida was forcibly removed from public roads earlier today, according to local authorities. Reports indicate that the man had spent the morning blindly walking…

Artists Rejoice as Value of Exposure Reaches Record High

On a day when stocks fell and Wall Street investors expressed fear for an upcoming recession, freelance artists on the internet were pleased as the value of exposure surged to…

Local Mother Could “Get Into This Whole Anime Thing” After Watching Single Ghibli Film

HUNTINGTON, VW — 16-year-old Jason Sutton received the embarrassment of a lifetime this Saturday when his mother reportedly attempted to join his circle of friends’ anime discussion. Having taken a…

Each Episode of ‘Psycho-Pass 3’ to be on Different Streaming Platform

Animation studio Production I.G announced today that every episode of the upcoming anime Psycho-Pass 3 will be available for international audiences on a different streaming platform. The third season of…

Man Forced to Seek Asylum After Insulting K-pop on Twitter

DIAMOND BAR, CA – ­­­A California resident has been taken under police protection after threats were made against his life over Twitter. Charlie Hoover, 26, sought assistance from authorities after…

Op-Ed: Guns are the Only Way to Stop the 30-50 Feral Hogs Terrorizing My Village

I am a local small business owner in the village of Irontown. My business employs a large percentage of the town’s population, and I even give jobs to the disabled. However, all of that economic stimulation is threatened by a pack of 30-50 feral hogs that terrorize the woods surrounding my village.