Obama Announces New Initiative to Save Anime

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise press conference this morning in the Rose Garden, President Barack Obama announced a new federally backed initiative to save anime. The initiative calls for…

Ayn Rand Anime Reviews

Today’s guest article is courtesy of a Certain Objectivist Ayndex.   Mushishi – A grifter travels from town to town preying upon the mystic irrationality of oriental peasants. This would…

Anime Maru’s Guide to Making Your Waifu Real

Here at Anime Maru, we know how it feels to be lonely and wanting nothing more than a cute 2D girl to keep you warm at night and take your…

Op-Ed: Wow, You Guys Really Will Watch Anything We Make

Ishihara Tatsuya Kyoto Animation We’re honestly kind of surprised that so many people are watching Myriad Colors Phantom World. We made a terrible generic anime, and worse yet, you all couldn’t…

Ryuuko Matoi Reveals Surprisingly Strong Feelings About Video Games Over Twitter

Earlier today, Twitter user @RealRyukoMatoi, whose description states she is the real Ryuuko Matoi from Kill la Kill, went into a 37-part Twitter rant about the translation of the Fire Emblem…

New Card Game Anime to Feature Cards Against Humanity

TOKYO, Japan — TV Tokyo today announced that they will be adapting the popular card game Cards Against Humanity into an anime set to air in the fall season. The series…

Local Man Confused After Acting like Male Protagonist Fails to Make Him Popular

PARIS, TX — A local teenager has expressed frustration and disappointment after his efforts to emulate My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU male protagonist Hikigaya Hachiman have seemingly come to naught

Yoshihiro Togashi Announces He’s Taking a Hiatus From his Hiatus

Yoshihiro Togashi announced in a press conference yesterday that he will be taking a hiatus from his well-known and ongoing series of hiatuses. Reportedly he will be using this free…

Man Finally Admits That The Tsukihime Anime Exists

Stoughton, MA– Thirteen years after its airing, the Tsukihime anime still seems to plague the Type-Moon fanbase. While some will persist that the anime doesn’t exists, others have finally started coming to terms…

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe Admits his Economic Policy was Inspired by ‘Spice and Wolf’

TOKYO, Japan — Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has struggled to stave off criticism of his various economic reforms he has enacted under the policy of “Abenomics” during his second term…