Everyone in Gym Notices Person Watching Anime

GLENDALE, AZ — According to multiple eyewitnesses, everyone inside a local gym has noticed that a man running on an elliptical is indeed watching anime on his tablet. Approximately 20 minutes ago,…

New Browser Game Features Anthropomorphic Anime Studios

DMM.com, the maker of browser games such as Kantai Collection and Touken Ranbu, announced today that their newest online collection game, Production Paradise, will feature anthropomorphic versions of real-life anime studios….

New Reality Show on TLC Features Man with Multiple Waifu

AMERICAN FORK, UT — Sister Waifu, a new reality show featuring unemployed anime fan Luke Cooper and his four waifu, aired last night on TLC. Known for its other programming such…

Bernie Sanders Purchases Anime Maru

Today we are pleased to announce that Anime Maru, the leader in anime news, has been purchased by Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders. Mr. Sanders has asked us to publish this…

Otaku Tourists in Japan Blissfully Unaware that Locals are Judging Them

Despite its long-time popularity as East Asia’s number-one tourist destination, the popularization of anime streaming services such as Netflix and roll has brought a new breed of tourist to Japan’s shores: the…

Funimation Puts Out A Hit On Discotek Media

FLOWER MOUND, TX– Yesterday, a hit list of Discotek employees was leaked on the internet by anonymous sources, apparently posted by Funimation executives in hopes of eliminating their competition. The discovery of…

Miyazaki: “I Created Anime to Solve the Great Desktop Background Shortage of ’84”

“It was like a brutal relentless winter that had no end in sight” said acclaimed director Hayao Miyazaki, in an exclusive interview with Anime Maru. “I was on my Macintosh Personal…

Person Tasked With Creating Idol Profiles Clearly Just Making Shit Up

TOKYO, Japan — Multiple sources claimed earlier this week that the profile data for many of the recent characters in Bandai Namco’s Idolmaster franchise is completely arbitrary. The anonymous Bandai Namco Games…

The Ten Types of Anime Fans

After running several lengthy and exhaustive surveys, the Anime Maru staff has compiled a list of the ten types of anime fans. This is the result of years upon years…