World Leaders Reach Historic Agreement to Settle Differences with Gunpla Battles

NEW YORK CITY — Leaders around the world have miraculously agreed to abandon direct military conflict and settle their differences via the art of Gunpla Battle. “It turns out that…

Letters to the Editor: November 2014

Super High Me SIR― It is a poorly-kept secret within the anime industry that male characters are not voiced by males, but rather, freshmen voice actresses being hazed by their…

Mass Debating — MyAnimeList 10 Year Anniversary

The popular anime community MyAnimeList celebrates its 10 year anniversary this week. What do you think about the popular anime tracking site’s remarkable duration? ClariStocracy This is especially impressive since I…

Kugimiya Rie to Undergo Controversial Procedure to Make Her Voice Even More High-Pitched

KYOTO, Japan — Kugimiya Rie is an acclaimed voice actress known to her fans as the “Queen of Tsundere”. Her roles have included iconic tsundere characters such as Nagi from Hayate no Gotoku,…

Kyoto Animation’s Photo-Realistic Backgrounds Exposed as Actual Photos

Kyoto Animation’s reputation for highly-praised production quality, featuring fluid animation and gorgeously detailed backgrounds, is in grave danger. Recent reports have surfaced that backgrounds in several recent Kyoto Animation shows may have been…

Nobody Willing to Read Urobuchi Gen’s NaNoWriMo Submission

TOKYO, Japan — Every November, millions of aspiring writers celebrate National Novel Writing Month — or NaNoWriMo — by ambitiously attempting to write a full-length novel. NaNoWriMo has traditionally been…

Shitty Anime Taste A Key Factor In Midterm Elections

As Americans head to the polls today for the 2014 midterm elections, many voters will have one prominent issue in mind as they pull the lever – shitty anime and those…

Daylight Saving Time Gives Anime Fans an Extra Hour to Not Catch Up on Shows

For many living in the United States, November 2nd marks the end of Daylight Saving Time, allowing them to “fall back” with an extra hour on Sunday. Despite equating to almost…

Archaeologists Discover Traces of Long Lost Fandom

YOKOHAMA, Japan — Archaeologists have recently unearthed the ruins of an ancient fandom that sheds new light on the understanding of early Japanese popular culture. The unearthing of the derelict fandom, known…

Mass Debating — Your Impressions of Unlimited Blade Works

We are now three episodes in to Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works, ufotable’s highly anticipated remake of the Fate/stay night franchise. What do you think about this anime so far? The…