Anime Maru’s Guide to Super Bowl 50

This Sunday, America will sit in front of its television and watch Super Bowl 50. If you’ve been invited to a party, but know nothing about football because you haven’t…

Man Horrified to Learn He Likes ‘Yuru Yuri’

Anime fan Kent Voight came to the horrifying realization today that he actually enjoys the anime Yuru Yuri after watching the entire first season in a single sitting. Kent admitted…

Man Still Pretending to Have Watched ‘Bakemonogatari’

COEUR D’ALENE, ID — Melvin Richardson, a 24-year-old literature student, nods quietly while eating lunch with his friends on the North Idaho University campus. His friends are engaged in a…

MyAnimeList Adds Japanese High School PowerPoints to Database as Legitimate Anime

Debates have sparked in the past week over the definition of anime after MyAnimeList began listing Japanese high schoolers’ PowerPoint presentations in their database of anime. “People argue a lot…

Japanese Snack Companies Accidentally Overlook ‘Dagashi Kashi’ Promotional Marketing

In a surprising announcement earlier this week, representatives from major Japanese consumer food corporations admitted that it never occurred to them to release any Dagashi Kashi-branded merchandise. The Studio Feel show —…

Otaku Fakes Gratitude Over Naruto T-shirt Gift

BAKERSFIELD. CA — Tragedy and awkwardness ensued earlier today, as longtime hardcore anime fan Sam Davenport was given a T-shirt featuring the characters from Naruto by his parents on his birthday. The 26-year-old tax accountant…

New Idolmaster Game Will Feature Frostbite Engine

According to a statement by Namco Bandai Games, the newest installment to the Idolmaster game franchise, THE iDOLM@STER Platinum Stars for the PlayStation 4, will utilize DICE’s Frostbite 3 engine. Known for…

Politcal leaders weigh in on best anime to watch if you want a career in country leading

These are the top anime some of the world’s most charismatic political leaders think you should watch if you want a career in country-leading. Barack Obama — Yahari Ore no Seishun…

Boy Suffers Near Fatal Spine Injury Attempting to Imitate Uzumaki

BOYS TOWN, NE– Last week Kyle Hansford, 12, twisted his entire body into a spiral at his middle school playground. The child was rushed to the local hospital and after an experimental operation known…