Helpless Fans Unable to Escape Abusive Franchise

Jeremy Adler desperately hides under the covers of his bed, afraid to move or breathe. He knew that today would be the day a new Gundam anime would be announced,…

AMC’s ‘High School of the Walking Dead’ to Air on Halloween

With the overwhelming success of AMC’s The Walking Dead, its talk show The Talking Dead, the companion series Fear The Walking Dead, the trading cards based on that series, the…

Fan Determined to Share New, Unique Opinion on ‘Sword Art Online’

  After finally watching the anime hit Sword Art Online for the first time, 3 years after it originally aired, local anime fan Dominic Stevens, has determined that the internet…

Thugs Seek Purpose After Century’s End

The 1980’s were an uncertain time; as fears of economic collapse, turmoil abroad, and the ever-present threat of nuclear war lay heavy on the minds of people the world over. But…

‘Macross Delta’ Leak Reveals 53-Sided Love Polygon

Ahead of a October 29th internet live stream intended to reveal more information regarding the upcoming Macross Delta, the newest anime in the long running Macross franchise, a anonymous leak…

Kyoto Animation to Consider Making a Real Crappy One

UJI, Japan — Thoughtfully reflecting on all the careful planning, script reviews, and design sessions that he and his staff have been involved in the past several months, Kyoto Animation…

Man Thinks This Season Has a Lot of Potential to Disappoint Him Down the Road

BOISE, ID — Anime fan Kenneth Jones is looking forward to seeing in what ways this season’s fresh crop of anime will slowly squander all of the potential that they…

Trigger Reminds Media They’re Still a Legit Studio

TOKYO, Japan — Studio Trigger held a press conference earlier this week to assuring the public that they are, in fact, still a legitimate anime studio. The press conference began with studio…

Anime Graduate Students Get Physics PhD as Consolation for Failing Exam

Anime graduate programs announced a new decision to award physics PhD degrees to those who fail the anime qualifying exam. The decision came after many years of low passing rates…