Yoshihiro Togashi Announces He’s Taking a Hiatus From his Hiatus

Yoshihiro Togashi announced in a press conference yesterday that he will be taking a hiatus from his well-known and ongoing series of hiatuses. Reportedly he will be using this free…

Man Finally Admits That The Tsukihime Anime Exists

Stoughton, MA– Thirteen years after its airing, the Tsukihime anime still seems to plague the Type-Moon fanbase. While some will persist that the anime doesn’t exists, others have finally started coming to terms…

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe Admits his Economic Policy was Inspired by ‘Spice and Wolf’

TOKYO, Japan — Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has struggled to stave off criticism of his various economic reforms he has enacted under the policy of “Abenomics” during his second term…

Man Reintegrates into Otaku Lifestyle After 20 Years Behind Bars

A man who has re-entered modern society after 10 years of prison expressed culture shock when he attempted to finish watching the original Fullmetal Alchemist. Ofir Johnson was 18 when…

Local Otaku Disappointed at Distinct Lack of Anime in Anime Fighter

  Mild tragedy struck today as local resident and otaku Melvin Tiddiemeister found out that the anime fighter recommended to him by his local game shop did not, in fact,…

Man Still Trying to Figure Out End of Evangelion’s DVD Menu

CHANHASSEN, MN — Anime fan Sheldon Ickert recently came to an existential crisis in his life trying to figure out the meaning of End of Evangelion’s DVD menu. “I got…

Production I.G. to Release ‘Calvinball’ Anime Until There’s Enough Material for Haikyuu!! Season 3

TOKYO, Japan — Production I.G. struck an oil vein when they began adapting the already-popular Haikyuu!! manga in 2014. The second season of the anime has cemented the franchise in the…

KyoAni And P.A. Works Fight To See Who Can Disappoint Fans More

KYOTO, Japan — The year has not started well for “powerhouse” studios Kyoto Animation and P.A. Works. Last year both studios produced widely successful shows in Hibike! Euphonium and Shirobako, respectively, but…

Anime Maru’s Top 27 Anime Series of All Time

Hello readers. Today, Anime Maru celebrates its second birthday. If you’ve been following us since the very beginning, we recommend you go outside once in a while. But regardless of how often…