Anime Graduate Students Get Physics PhD as Consolation for Failing Exam

Anime graduate programs announced a new decision to award physics PhD degrees to those who fail the anime qualifying exam. The decision came after many years of low passing rates…

Forum User Falls Into Lawsuit For Unmarked Spoilers

A simple discussion about anime turned into utter chaos this past weekend, as a user on MyAnimeList now faces lawsuits due to unmarked spoilers. The user in question goes by…

Fan Patiently Waits for Internet to Tell Him How He Feels About Anime

LENEXA, KS — Following the end of the 2015 summer anime season, local resident and anime fan Carlos Monroe is reportedly still waiting for the internet to tell him how he should feel about…

Fall Anime Premises: Real or Fake?

Can you tell which one of these anime summaries are legitimate, and which are made up?

Otaku Discharge: You know you’ve watched too many animes when…

Hey guys, sorry I don’t update more often. Instead of actually producing content with effort, I’ve decided to make a list article. So without any further delay: You know you’ve…

Live-Action ‘Axis Powers Hetalia’ ,’Free’, and ‘Black Butler’ Hollywood Films Announced

Following the announcement on Friday that Bandai Namco Pictures will be teaming with director Ron Howard to produce a live action Hollywood Tiger and Bunny movie, several other major directors…

Axel Braun Begins Anime Porn Parody Production

LOS ANGELES, CA — In a press conference earlier this week, adult film director Axel Braun revealed that he’s turning his attention to anime porn parodies. With Braun’s titles like…

Experimenting Begins on World’s First Biologically Engineered Nekomimi

8 For the first time in history, two nations have united in the field of genetics with the intent to engineer a fusion of species. USA-based Applied Biosystems in California…

Terrible WatchMojo Anime Lists Results in Suicide

NAPA VALLEY, CA– Tragedy struck this morning when young Keith Kalbin was found in his apartment room by authorities in an apparent suicide. Kalbin, a long time fan of anime and manga, attributes…

Shaft Announces Kizumonogatari Movie Release Date, End of World Imminent

Volcanoes erupted, seas were swallowed whole, the Earth split asunder, and the children of the world wailed as one earlier today as Shaft formally announced that the long-awaited Kizumonogatari film…