Scientists Discover Anime That is Better Than the Original Manga

A research team at the University of Cambridge announced earlier this week that they have discovered an anime that is of higher quality than the manga source material from which…

Local Anime Expert Claims Anime is Getting Worse

“They just don’t make them like they used to”, local self-proclaimed anime expert Nicholas Spencer starts the interview with Anime Maru with a strong and provocative statement. For Spencer, the…

Somali Pirates Hijack Blu-Ray Shipments, Release Fansubs

For many years, pirate activity off the coast of Somalia has rendered the region dangerous for commercial vessels. As security measures have increased, the capture and ransoming of ships has…

Area Man Resolves to Watch ‘Legend of the Galactic Heroes’ in 2018

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, IL — With only a few days left in 2017, Cody Palmer, 21, told friends and family that he will resolve to watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes in…

Anime Maru Adventures Episode 1: Please Help Me

TOKYO, Japan — To anyone that is reading this, please send help. My name is Steve Sigbjorn. Three months ago I answered a classified ad for an anime news website that was looking for a travel writer. Next thing I knew, I was packed in a shipping container and dropped off in downtown Tokyo with nothing but a tablet, 100 yen, and a copy of Tokyo Geek’s Guide. It is getting cold. I have been doing unspeakable things to earn money for food. My attempts to contact Anime Maru for help have been ignored. I don’t think I can survive for much longer.

Popularity of Wake Up, Girls! Explodes After Changing Name to “Wake Up, Blockchain!”

The popularity of the voice acting idol unit Wake Up, Girls! has exploded overnight after the group changed its name to “Wake Up, Blockchain!”, according to a survey conducted by Mantan…

New Anime About High School Girls Paying Attention in Class Green-Lit

According to industry sources, Class-Time, a new original anime from Silver Link, has been green-lit. The anime will focus on the daily lives of four girls who attend high school. Instead of…

Former Computer Club President Exposed on Past Sexual Assault Allegations

A major Tokyo-based technology firm came under fire this week when photos emerged of its CEO committing apparent acts of sexual abuse. Konuma Yasashi, current CEO of Takai Systems and…

Smogon Bans Pikachu from Pokemon Anime

Today Smogon University announced they were banning Pikachu from the Pokemon anime metagame in a 74% majority vote of qualified users. Following this vote, Pikachu will no longer be allowed…

Unsuspecting Mother Enters Spencer’s Gifts to Shop for Presents

LEHIGH VALLEY, PA — Christine Morrison, a 48-year-old mother of two, has entered the Spencer’s Gifts in the local mall in order to shop for her 22-year-old anime-loving son. The well-meaning…