Scientists Devise new Frieza-Based Unit of Power Measurement

TOKYO, Japan — Earlier today, Cap Lab’s Earth Defense Institute of Tokyo announced that they have devised an entirely new means of measuring energy output on a large scale. Dubbed the “Frieza”, this new…

Companies React to International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Today the people all over the world and the Internet celebrated International Talk Like a Pirate Day, a day in which people imitate the phrases and mannerisms used by most…

‘Crunchyroll Skim’ Allows Users to Watch More Anime in Less Time

Boasting that subscribers will soon find it easier to keep up with anime, Crunchyroll officially announced ‘Crunchyroll Skim’, a new feature that only show important parts of streaming episodes on…

Latest ‘Superman’ Issue Confirms Anime is Actually Pretty Good on Bizzaro World

“Bizzaro World”, also known as htraE, has been a recurring location present in DC Comics’ Superman franchise. After seeing the increasing popularity of anime in the west, DC decided it was…

Muse’s Japan Tour Goes Horribly Wrong

TOKYO, Japan — English rock band Muse began their tour dates in Japan earlier this week to promote their latest album Drones. Their first concert took place at the Akihabara…

Co-Workers ‘Very Concerned’ About Jeff’s New Car

MADISON, WI — The employees of Vandelay Industries have been thrown into a panic over their coworker’s new car. Jeff Dessler, who has been with the company for over seven years, arrived…

Free! Blu-ray Disc Found in Ted Cruz’s Possession

Shortly after Senator and GOP candidate Ted Cruz condemned the jailing of Kim Davis, Chief of Staff Paul Teller found a blu-ray edition of the popular sports anime Free! in…

Unholy Union Between Man and Waifu Produces Child

LOS ANGELES, CA — The first marriage between a man and a fictional woman has now produced the first half-fictional child. Saru Anegasaki, born September 3rd, emerged from his fictional…

Man Caught Peeping Into High School Claims ‘Slice of Life’ Defense

FAIRFAX, VA — The trial of 57-year-old Gerald Russell, who was arrested earlier this year for lurking within a local high school campus and watching students, started earlier this week. The trial…

Last Episode of Ore Monogatari Reveals Takeo Diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes

Previews for episode 24 of Ore Monogatari have surprised viewers by revealing that the finale centers around Gouda Takeo’s emergency visit to the hospital after a hypoglycemic attack at the…