KyoAni And P.A. Works Fight To See Who Can Disappoint Fans More

KYOTO, Japan — The year has not started well for “powerhouse” studios Kyoto Animation and P.A. Works. Last year both studios produced widely successful shows in Hibike! Euphonium and Shirobako, respectively, but…

Anime Maru’s Top 27 Anime Series of All Time

Hello readers. Today, Anime Maru celebrates its second birthday. If you’ve been following us since the very beginning, we recommend you go outside once in a while. But regardless of how often…

Everyday Life With Monster Girls Much More Complicated Than Expected

While the recent anime Monster Musume: Everyday Life With Monster Girls has made inter-species relationships an endless parade of fun and games, things are much more complicated for those in such…

Study Reveals Critical Lack of Anime Content on Anime News Network

The anime community was shocked on Tuesday by the release of an independent study showing that roughly 70% of news articles published by Anime News Network are not actually about…

Fans Still Unable to Decide on Spelling of Character’s Name

An upcoming Spice and Wolf novel has reignited the age old question — is it Holo or Horo? Both sides fervently cling to their viewpoint and no amount of official material,…

Everyone in Gym Notices Person Watching Anime

GLENDALE, AZ — According to multiple eyewitnesses, everyone inside a local gym has noticed that a man running on an elliptical is indeed watching anime on his tablet. Approximately 20 minutes ago,…

New Browser Game Features Anthropomorphic Anime Studios

DMM.com, the maker of browser games such as Kantai Collection and Touken Ranbu, announced today that their newest online collection game, Production Paradise, will feature anthropomorphic versions of real-life anime studios….

New Reality Show on TLC Features Man with Multiple Waifu

AMERICAN FORK, UT — Sister Waifu, a new reality show featuring unemployed anime fan Luke Cooper and his four waifu, aired last night on TLC. Known for its other programming such…

Bernie Sanders Purchases Anime Maru

Today we are pleased to announce that Anime Maru, the leader in anime news, has been purchased by Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders. Mr. Sanders has asked us to publish this…

Otaku Tourists in Japan Blissfully Unaware that Locals are Judging Them

Despite its long-time popularity as East Asia’s number-one tourist destination, the popularization of anime streaming services such as Netflix and roll has brought a new breed of tourist to Japan’s shores: the…