Nation’s Students Brace for ‘That Person’ in Japanese Class

EUGENE, OR — As summer draws to a close and students are set to return to class next week, a feeling of unease sweeps through the University of Oregon campus….

Living Samurai Found in Block of Ice

OSAKA, Japan — What do K-ON!, The Ashikaga Era, and Sumo have to do with each other? The answer was found on an Osaka beach a few weeks ago after avid beach goers discovered…

Wormhole Provides Terrifying Glimpse of 2116 Winter Anime Season

TOKYO, Japan — After a mysterious electrical storm, a swirling rip in the space-time continuum appeared over downtown Tokyo today, providing residents a terrifying look not only into a hopeless…

Japanese Public Shocked By “Perverted” Anime Content

TOKYO, Japan — In what is quickly developing into a national scandal, Japanese watchdog group Broadcasting Ethics and Program Improvement Organization (BPO) revealed last July that large portions of the content…

New Charity Tells Anime Characters It Can Be Helped

Billionaire investor Hiroto Mikitani announced this week the foundation of the Shikataga Aru Foundation, whose goal is to help out anime characters in an attempt to decrease the usage of…

Production of Life-Size Gundam Statue Halted Due to Bad Nubs

TOKYO, Japan — Work on the Diver City 1:1 scale Gundam has been temporarily halted due to various problems in the construction. Local officials are concerned because the realistic Gundam…

Kim Jong-un to Delay War with South Korea until “The Breaker” Series Concludes

SEOUL, South Korea — For years the North Korean Kim dynasty has been issuing death threats to the country of South Korea. These threats are often in the vein of “seas…

New Bakemonogatari Series to Carry 18+ Rating

After several series full of nudity and risque fanservice that is nothing short of softcore pornography, Studio Shaft today announced at a live press conference that Owarimonogatari, the three-part continuation of the…