Ahogamer RETRO Reviews: Super Smash Bros. Melee

  Hello faithful Ahogamers, today I’m going to look at the critically acclaimed Super Smash Bros. Melee. Not only was it one of the Gamecube’s top selling titles, but it…

Japanese Government Announces New Anime Regulations

TOKYO, Japan — The Japanese Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science, and Technology (MEXT) announced Monday that a new code of standards will regulate the content of future broadcast anime….

Sunrise Removes All Episodes of ‘Gintama’ from Circulation Due to Parody Laws

TOKYO, Japan — Studio Sunrise announced earlier today that they would be removing every single episode of Gintama from all streaming services such as Amazon and Crunchyroll due to their…

Waifu of Seasons Past, Where are They Now?

With every passing anime season the world enjoys a new batch of waifu to fawn over and bring into our basements, but as the years go by the modern waifu connoisseur has more and…

Kyoto Animation Announces Third Season of ‘Haruhi’, Cure for Cancer

Today in a follow-up conference to their announcement of new seasons of Full Metal Panic and Hibike Euphonium, Kyoto Animation also finally announced that they have plans to do a…

Scientists Create Horrifying ‘YanTsun’ Character with no Dere

TOKYO, Japan — The wards of Tokyo are on lockdown this week after a science lab based in Akihabara created an anime character with both Yan and Tsun personality traits but…

Romantic Comedy Drama Existential Horror Slice Of Life Light Novel ‘WataDeru’ Gets TV Anime

It has been announced earlier today that the light novel Ore no Kanojo wa Sabishisa wo Taerareru Tame Jibun no Hinekureta Atama kara Tsukurareta Gensou ni Suginai shi, Kono Joukyou wo Nantoka…

China Ends One-Child Policy, Ushers New Era of Imouto Anime

BEIJING, China — Driven by fears of a aging population and a shrinking labor pool, the Chinese government has officially put an end to the controversial one-child policy. Instituted in…

Helpless Fans Unable to Escape Abusive Franchise

Jeremy Adler desperately hides under the covers of his bed, afraid to move or breathe. He knew that today would be the day a new Gundam anime would be announced,…